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Aspect Theory Essay, or, A Threat Made On Twitter: Fulfilled by Opacifica
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 May 2020
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How does the aspect system work as a tool for descriptive narrative analysis? I'm so glad you asked.
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- Part 1 of Classpect Meta
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07 Aug 2022
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How does the class system, in relation with the previously described aspect system, work as a tool for descriptive narrative analysis and construction? Great follow-up question!
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- Part 2 of Classpect Meta
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07 Aug 2022
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DON JUAN MANLET KING by Tomatograter
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Homestuck 2, Don Juan Manlet King
13 Oct 2019
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Everyone already seems to have made up their mind about who Jake English is. God, notorious TV star, multimedia personality, proud owner of one of the largest techno-innovation companies on Earth C — And the world's finest ass. But despite his great rapport with the press, there's little to be said by the man himself. He's almost reached his eternal mid-twenties with nothing but faulty luck, a terrible track record on relationships, and a good dose of vodka under his belt.
Well, that is, until a bad trip brings about a manic nightmare milf from a dead universe.
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05 Oct 2021
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For your first conversation with a human other than the only other surviving person on the planet, you suppose it could’ve gone worse. This Jake guy ended up quite a lot more interesting than was previously expected. You anticipated a typical kid from a happy, normal family to be bitter about, but as it turns out, he’s almost as isolated as you are. His story sounded a bit farfetched, but you’d found yourself believing him because he just seemed so painfully... sincere.
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17 Jul 2021
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DIRK: I’m gonna need you to walk me through the steps. Think of it as wooing me, here.
DIRK: What’s in it for you?
DIRK: Why do you want this?
JAKE: Well when you shove me hard on the spot like that a fella starts feeling a little bit silly.
JAKE: How shall i put this...
JAKE: Have you ever seen the movie Avatar, dearest?
JAKE: It stars these huge and really elegant androgynous alien catpersons of various blue hues frolicking about in the jungle and experiencing primal intimacy through the act of downright spiritual brainfucking.[ Jake wants to have an "honest conversation" with Dirk about some of his wants and buried anxieties.
Apparently, the upper echelons of English's hierarchy of needs are pretty curious about the whole... narrativic ordeal. ]Bookmarked by asslinghatched
06 May 2021