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The Awkward Face-Off between Shen-Laoshi and Yuan'er by asteriel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2023
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Shen Qingqiu ends up toppling through a dimensional rift face first onto a very familiar bed. No, there's no papapa, get your mind out of the gutter! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
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A casual afternoon on a tour bus involves Pete doing inexplicably Pete-like things the moment he spots Patrick.
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Two Chicago cats in love.
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"Dude, is there really a heavenly choir?" Joe is insatiable with questions, poking and prodding Patrick whenever he appears. He seems to have forgotten about the way his eardrums were ruined when Patrick tried to talk to him, or the way that the psychic’s eyes burned out when she saw Patrick's true form. Hell ruins common sense, apparently.
"No,” Patrick says. “We’re soldiers of God.”
Pete snorts. “Soldiers of God don’t wear argyle sweaters.”
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eggs are not a synonym for love (e.a.n.a.s.f.l.) by asteriel, awake_atnight
Fandoms: Fall Out Boy
05 Apr 2015
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Pete's a stale pretzel, Patrick's an egg, and their love was meant to be. Andy the Protein Bar and Joe the Cauliflower continue to have existential questions about their metaphysical state of food-sentience. Gabe Saporta just wants breakfast.
(a sweet and surreal "I am Bread" au)
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In another world, what Sirius Black finds when he sprints into Godric’s Hollow that Halloween night is bad enough. In this world, it’s so much worse. It’s James—his best friend, his soulmate, the rest of him, nonono—dead in the doorway, and vibrant, warm Lily cold on the carpet, and there, standing in his crib seeing things no infant should see, is little baby Harry.
And next to him, lying on the crib mattress, is the baby’s screaming head.
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09 Jun 2026
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This Loud Silence by tucuxi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2025
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Luo Binghe didn't know how long he had spent bent over Shizun's body in Jue Di Gorge before his martial uncles found them. An eternity, perhaps, or no time at all. It had been long enough for the terrifyingly strong ice demon to vanish into a portal. It had been long enough for him to wrench himself under control, a single shuddering breath at a time. It had been long enough for Meng Mo to help him temporarily re-seal the sigil on his forehead that would betray his demonic heritage. It had, worst of all, been long enough for Shizun's body to begin to chill, even as it was held in Binghe's arms.
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Shen Qingqiu makes a different choice: he dies instead of pushing his disciple into the Endless Abyss.
No one is happy about this.
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This fic is fully written and edited and will be posted weekly on Friday for seven weeks. There will be art in a later part!
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04 Jun 2026
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Priorities by sanerontheinside for LuvEwan
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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After a difficult mission, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan talk about where it all went wrong.
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06 May 2026
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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02 May 2026
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A series of vignettes about Tsuna, his guardians, and the people closest to him—snapshots of the impact they all have on each other (and that life has on them) over ten years.
He never wanted to stand out, not in either direction. Is that really too much to ask? He’s not asking for great! He’s asking for normal, normal.
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25 Apr 2026