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Rules of Vanishing by Morveren
Fandoms: Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Under the Red Hood
13 Jan 2019
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Here are the rules to survive as a civilian in Gotham City:
The first rule is to keep your head down. Don't draw attention to yourself. Don't make eye contact. Walk briskly and with purpose. Don't wear anything flashy that can be stolen and most certainly do not walk down that dark alley.
The second rule is don't be a hero. Avoid confrontations. Walk the other way when you see a standoff. Don't try to help that man getting beat up in the alley, because odds are you'll get killed right along with him. Gotham City has Batman for a reason.
The third and most important rule is this: Don't get involved with superheroes.
Or in your case, gun-toting vigilantes.
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29 Apr 2018
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The Pizza Delivery Girl's Survival Guide to Gotham City by Morveren
Fandoms: Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Nov 2025
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People who lived outside of Gotham City would most often think of it in terms of its heroes and villains. About Batman and Robin, Joker and Harley Quinn.
People who actually live in Gotham City would only think of one thing: surviving.
Who cares about the people in costumes when your house has been bombed for the fifth time, or your wife has been taken hostage just because she worked in a bank?
Or, in your case, when you have to make regular deliveries to places where even Batman feared to tread?
Because let's face it. In a world full of superheroes and costumed villains, the real heroes are the ones who make sure that people get their pizzas in forty-five minutes or less.
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29 Apr 2018
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Gaston is a brute, but he's still handsome.
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01 Dec 2018
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In the Cave of the Mountain King by FungusWitch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Apr 2019
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Cannibals, barbarians, and dragons, oh my!
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13 Nov 2019
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When your cheating asshole of a (newly ex-) boyfriend backhanded you across the face, you responded in a manner you thought reasonable and appropriate to the situation.
You punched him in the throat.
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- Part 1 of Omertá
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13 Nov 2019