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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    -

    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    29 May 2026

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    I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

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    After tuna melts and their first night actually sleeping together, Ilya asks Shane for more. Shane agrees, not knowing that this was Ilya's way of asking him out.

    Comination of written fic and texting fic.

    The text scrolls!

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    20 May 2026

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    Cliff Marlow ✅ @cliffmarlowofficial
    Top three reasons why @officialilyarozanov and I aren’t fucking, from least to most important:

    #3: I’ve known him since he was barely 18 years old. I’ve seen some shit.
    #2: He’s annoying. And an asshole.
    #1: I’m scared of his husband.

    [Attached is a gif of Shane whirling around to glower at the camera. The look in his eyes promises murder. Why? Unclear but also irrelevant. If looks could indeed kill, everyone who’d ever seen this gif would be deceased.]

    [Can be read as a standalone story.]

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    15 May 2026

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    So cute

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    A runaway math prodigy, an international manhunt, and two extremely unprepared NHL stars. When Artur Rozanov turns up in Canada instead of Moscow, Shane and Ilya accidentally adopt a traumatized teenager with terrible coping skills and great cheekbones. What starts as an international emergency turns into something quieter, messier, and unexpectedly domestic: a scared genius kid, two idiots in love trying to hide it from said genius kid, and the slow, accidental making of a family. Also featuring Yuna and David Hollander.

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    15 May 2026

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    14

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Harris Drover is overworked and underpaid. He was not trained for what to do when Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are involved in the team you coordinate socials for. This series explores what Harris needs to manage as part of his day-to-day social media role that was definitely not listed in the job description.

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    07 May 2026

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    V funny impressive coding

  6. Public Bookmark 7

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    Shane Hollander has never opened up to anyone, mastering the perfect facade of not getting affected by anything, of being the perfect child, and the perfect captain. And to do so, he has a very strict routine and rules. But then Lily appears.
    Lily who fucks up his whole routine and from who Shane has no escape.
    Lily who can read his thoughts and see what he does.
    Lily who makes it her responsibility to fix Shane.
    Lily who Shane hates.

    or; Lily (?) appears in Shane's mind one morning and makes it her (?) job to make Shane Hollander finally happy.

    Title from: Glue Me- Los Campesinos!

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    06 May 2026

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    Left off at 2

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    HARRIS Fun fact: by the time someone has done a Big Year, they've been birdwatching for 24 years on average. How long have you been birdwatching?

    ILYA There are loons that live at the cottage. I have seen them many times.

    Cut to: footage of loons diving and surfacing on a lake.

    ILYA They are not scary at all.

    Cut to: footage of Ilya jumping at the sound of a loon call and yelling for Shane.

    ---

    Or: Shane and Ilya attempt a Big Year of birdwatching across Canada and film it to raise money for the Irina Foundation. It goes about as you'd expect.

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    04 May 2026

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    😂😂😂😂

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    Shane wakes up after hitting his head to discover that he and Ilya have three children, are retired from hockey, and are getting divorced. Shane doesn't remember any of that. But he's determined to get them back together.

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    03 May 2026

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    Left off at 5

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    “I am out for the season?”

    “Probably."

    “Are you by any chance looking for a trophy husband?”

    “Ilya.”

    “Yes? No?”

    “It’s one season, Ilya, we’re not—it’s bad because you’re hurting, not because—I’m not letting this fuck anything up for us, okay? We’ll figure something out,” Shane says, resolutely.

    or, you know what they say about the best laid plans

    ilya’s first year in ottawa looks a little different than originally planned, maybe sort of because he ends up spending it recovering a broken leg in his boyfriend’s apartment, but probably mostly because he meets jackie pike

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    01 May 2026

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    Jackie and Ilya’s bestieship ODYSSEY

  10. Public Bookmark 49

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    It sure seems like being gay makes you good at hockey. At least, it seems to win you Stanley Cups. To two young Raiders, this seems like too good of a trade to miss.

    Two (OC) Raiders take a few of Roz's jokes a little too literally and conclude that gay hockey magic wins you Stanley Cups. The only problem is, they're up against the Admirals in the first round of the playoffs. In a battle of gayness, they're going to have to take matters into their own hands. Or mouths. Whatever dude. Don't make it weird.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    Gay shit makes you good at hockey?

  11. Public Bookmark 68

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    Mae was almost to the bathroom, almost home free, when she saw them. Two figures that she would know anywhere: her aunt Rose and her dad, but decades younger. They were dancing…on each other? But no, Dad was home with Papa, and more importantly, Dad and Aunt Rose were just friends. And Dad and Aunt Rose were also in their late fifties, not a few years older than Mae on a dance floor in Montréal.

    OR

    The Hollander-Rozanov kids pull a Marty McFly and go back in time to meet their dads at pivotal moments in their relationship.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Left off at 4

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    "After an hour of breathing exercises, retracing what he had learned about himself and others, he opened his Notes app:

    want:
    Ilya
    Stanley Cups
    Awards

    not doing:
    Dissociating
    Making myself small to make others comfortable
    Waiting ten fucking years

    Watching the clock, the time he had been waiting for was finally there.

    Time to remind Ilya where the smoking area was."

    Or

    In 2021, Shane and Ilya are sent back to 2008. And they are determined to do it better this time.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Left off at 9

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    Love doesn’t need conflict, but Shane Hollander & Ilya Rozanov’s actually might.
    Year two between Heated Rivalry and The Long Game, they’re finding the edges.

    OR

    01 August in Montréal: language barriers & photo shoots.
    02 Ilya gets a boo-boo. The Hollanders help.
    03 Dinner with the Pikes makes a mess.
    04 A tale of two bars with something in the air.
    05 Shane gets stepped on. Ilya gets chippy.
    06 Something sweet to remember Irina goes sour.
    07 Happy Canadian Christmas! Let's dance around the issues.
    08 Two roads diverge at the All-Stars.
    09 Rose v. Rozanov in a broken elevator.
    10 Valentine's Day, where the rivalry lives: the origin of The Rozanov.
    11 Shane blossom-peeps. Ilya bird-watches. Brandon ice-fishes.
    12 Captain Rozanov goes down with the ship.
    13 Shane Hollander has a VIP birthday.
    14 The season comes to an end in the closet.
    15 Knees meet a filthy bathroom floor in Vegas.
    16 *Bonus* Shane plays puck bunny, in his own way.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Left off at 12

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    This is a love letter to the all the millenials like me who played it too careful and forgot to enjoy our youth. Shane and Ilya, enjoy it for me, do good. Fuck it good, fuck it right. Life is too short to live it scared.

    The arena is too loud.
    That’s the first thing Shane notices; not the ice, not the lights, not the jersey on his shoulders that suddenly feels wrong in a way he can’t articulate. The sound hits him like pressure, like something physical, a wall of noise that vibrates in his chest.
    He’s already bent over for the faceoff when it hits him- skates set, stick down, weight forward. His body is exactly where it’s supposed to be even if his brain is still skidding uselessly, trying to catch traction.
    There’s only a split second before the puck drops.
    It stretches.
    He lifts his eyes.
    Ilya.
    Young. So fucking young. Is he dreaming? Not worn by years of hockey, travel, interviews and losses and victories that stack so high they blur together. He’s young again; sharp boned, bright eyed, unable to grow a beard to save his life. Bears black and gold instead of Centaurs red. 'If I look down am I going to be pantsless too?' He thought absently, no way this was real... right?

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Left off at 16

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    Ilya’s Phone
    Saturday 10:32 AM

     

    Groupchat: Shane, Masha

    Masha changed the groupchat name to “conch street residents”

    Masha added a new group photo

    Me: What is the meaning of this Masha?

    Masha: it’s us!

    Me: Masha I am not depressed squid man!!!

    Masha: duh

    Masha: dad is squidward

    Masha: youre patrick

    -or-

    A texting fic, delving into the world of Shane, Ilya, and their teenage daughter.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Left off at 3

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    “They both want to fuck you. That entire family is trying to fuck you. I think we should call the police. Put restraining order for your hole.”

    “Ilya, are you drunk?”

    “Hollander, this is a serious problem!”

    “Just because he is gay, it doesn’t mean he wants to fuck me.” Shane scoffs. “Maybe he’s a bottom too.”

    “So, that’s your problem? Not that he wants your hole?”

    “Ilya, I swear, if you don’t stop saying that word—”

    “It’s wrong, you know,” Ilya informs seriously. “You fucked Rose Landry. Now Peter Landry is trying to fuck you. All the holes are connecting. This is basically incest.”

    “Didn’t you sleep with those Swedish twins in Cabo?”

    “They were not identical. It does not count!”

    OR: Ilya's life gets plagued by a different Landry this time, AKA an interpretation of the 'let's sleep with other people' fight mentioned in TLG, AKA, an ode to Jealous Ilya.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    This is so GOOD and also so TENSE

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    !!!

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    As Ilya wanders the streets of Ottawa on January 1, 2010, two fuck-off enormous birds pursue him straight into the arms of his rival (or, more specifically, into his rival's mother's car).

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “Am I a bad friend?”

    Hayden has always been the guy Shane joked with, the guy he trusted to feed him without mocking him, the guy he roomed with on the road, and Shane is the only man who has ever seen Hayden cry, and Hayden loves Shane. He fucking loves him. They are like brothers, and they have been for almost ten fucking years. He’s always been Shane’s guy, Shane’s best friend.

    Except all along, maybe that wasn’t true. Ilya Rozanov, apparently, had been the guy. Before Hayden had ever met Shane, Ilya Rozanov had been there. And Hayden had never even noticed.

    Shane is all over every inch of Hayden’s life. Hayden thought that was reciprocal.
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    “You know I think about you all the time,
    And my deep misunderstanding of your life,
    And how bad it must have been for you back then,
    And how hard it was to keep it all inside.”

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    10 Apr 2026

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    beautiful?

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    Ilya: fucking killed it today fuck the nomads the power of gay love wins

    Ilya: stanley cup is ours boys

    Troy: I don’t know if that’s the message…

    Ilya: ah so your homophobic you hate gay people troy??

    Wyatt: lets not bring homophobic barrett back please I already lived through it once

    Troy: ...

    Troy: also ilya its you’re*

    Ilya: I will place a curse on your bloodline Barrett

    OR

    Ilya and Shane on the same team is a fucking death sentence and no one will be winning the Stanley cup until they retire so some players start to believe that maybe just maybe gay sex is what makes them so good at hockey...

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    10 Apr 2026

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