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Three years after the first Obscurial massacre, Hermione Granger is on the cusp of getting promoted to the long awaited position of the Head of the Division of Obscurial Elimination. She only needs to finish one last job in the rural Norwegian north with an unknown partner, and she is determined to get it done, no ifs or buts.
Three years after Draco Malfoy quit his job and left Britain to no one knew where, he returns to take up a position at the Division of Obscurial Elimination. He only brings a suitcase, a mysterious past and an objective to take the Ministry down. The fact that he gets partnered with Hermione Granger, star employee and his sworn nemesis, is bound to make things a bit complicated.
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"OBSCURUS BLOWS UP ORPHANAGE IN SOUTH FRANCE; FIRST OF ITS KIND IN MORE THAN 200 YEARS!
By Rita Skeeter
Published on June 24th, 2000Last night, at approximately 23:10 o’clock, in the commune of Pierrefeu-du-Var, an orphanage housing 24 children and 3 adults at the time blew up and killed every single living person inside. French Wizarding authorities suspect this to be the first case of an Obscurus in over 2 centuries."
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when forever was a sentence (sentence to death) by barnettdidit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2024
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Soulmates were a rarity, a blessing, a bond that had been proven to be irreplicable over the centuries. Soulmates were the pieces of one whole, and together, they formed the fairytale love that everyone else chased.
Two souls that once inhabited the space of the universe as one, split apart and doomed to seek each other out until the sun swallowed everything but them.
Hermione cried.
[Having a soulmate is a blessing, or so would everyone else say.
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger would beg to differ.]
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He leaned down and waited until she retracted her hand, before laying his fingers on the keys and quickly playing the correct tune. He held down the one she’d misplayed, waiting as the note stretched out.
“This one. It’s half a note higher.”
“Oh!”
And she repeated the melody as he had played it perfectly, over and over, and then she looked up at him and shot him the most perfect smile that split her cheeks and lit her warm eyes.
“Thank you!”
// Draco has played the piano all his life, but the music never sounded quite right. That is, until he runs into Granger again, years after the war.
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don't wanna let you know (i don't wanna be alone) by barnettdidit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2020
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The air stood still when Draco finished, face inches away from hers, and the world around them had long dissolved into a blur; and for a moment he thought he might have made her cry, judging from the rosy cheeks, round-eyed look she gave him, lips slightly parted in what he delightfully imagined to be an ugly quiver, when her soft words swam back towards him.
A pang in his chest.
“How odd. You didn’t call me a Mudblood.”
| Draco and Hermione become study partners during their Eighth year at Hogwarts, but Draco is still grappling with nightmares and his confused feelings towards the witch. |
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“You could literally kick a First Year down the stairs, Granger, and no one would care. You’re a war hero. You shouldn’t give a flying fuck what anyone here thinks of you, and much less hide it like this.”Hermione leaned back against the cold wall, not breaking away from his daring gaze. Her lips set into a fine line.
“It’s none of your business how I handle mine”, she said snottily, inhaling another bout of polluted air into her lungs and crossing her arms.
Hermione is overwhelmed: Living with Draco, taking her NEWT's and caring for Hogwart's students as Head Girl was shaping up to be more difficult than she thought. She takes up a rather unhealthy vice, and surprisingly, Draco seems to share it. A friendship buds.
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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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It isn't often Hermione Granger does stupid things, but making up a boyfriend to avoid pity from her ex and saying she'll bring the made up man to a couple's getaway certainly could be classified as one of her stupider moments. Enter Draco Malfoy, who suggests an arrangement: they pose as a couple long enough for her to keep her pride, and for him to better the Malfoy name by dating a war heroine. What could go wrong?
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Enigmatic gang leader Draco Malfoy is cunning and cut-throat, but with the local authorities in his back pocket he is virtually untouchable. Newly minted secret agent Hermione Granger is tasked with going deep undercover and infiltrating the gang.
M for violence, language, and sex. Darkish Dramione. 1920s Muggle AU.
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Draco Malfoy's Halfway House for Wayward Hens by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2021
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A story about Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger and 562 ex-battery hens.
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