batb0nes
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Victor realizes he needs to change his attitude much faster. It does not turn in the right direction, though.
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Bronze (divine for the men, men at most for Ares) by batb0nes
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
16 Nov 2025
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IVth century before Christ. Sparta, Laconia, Hellas. The sun, held in one man's hands, clashes with the stars carried by another.
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The women of the world find out that Dethklok refuse to eat pussy and boycott their music. To win back the chicks, the band composes a song with erotic binaural beats, but things go wrong in the recording room...
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04 Apr 2026
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Bought By Dethklok: A True Story by BetterMetalSnake
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), dethklok - Fandom
02 May 2025
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After all these years, finally, a dating sim centered around everyone's favorite self-obsessed, idiotic, and often debilitatingly inebriated metal band! (+ their CFO).
This roughly 20 minute experience takes you on a journey with the band after they accidentally buy you from an online store. The "game" features seven unique endings and two whole decisions!!!
Please use the links to go to the Google Slides presentations below to get the full visual experience. Alternatively, you can continue reading here on AO3. Either way, hope you all enjoy!
Days 1-2:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1apCSPueRAsImR8RLyV5BOEBb_3Qm-XGgf9ypSLyesAM/edit?usp=sharingAll Dates:
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1NUHsdlMsxb_JdS0LZ4YrAiuPVOtMKydJgt5fjGEnEIw/edit?usp=sharing -
come to me (in all your glamor and cruelty) by caesaranddesist (ssweetestcon)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Sep 2025
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If adoring Caesar was a religion—Joseph would attend every mass. Light a candle everyday. Fast for lent. Baptise himself under the waters of Caesar’s affections.
Come to me / In all your glamour and cruelty / Just do that thing that you do / And I’ll undress you.
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11 Nov 2025
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Stop All The Clocks by diopan for endlessvvitch
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Sep 2014
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Caesar does it out of boredom, not being asked, and pretends not to enjoy enunciating every word as if Joseph couldn’t really understand.
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05 Nov 2025
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GUT. WRENCHING. ripped my heart out. hurts even more when you're unprepared
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AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!
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