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“Is this alright, Stede?”
“Y-yes.” he breathes, “God, yes.”
“Good.” Ed’s hand finally moves up to gently work over Stede’s cock, wrapping it in the silk. The mix of texture and pressure is nearly overwhelming. “Keep reading.”
“I– w-what?”
“You heard me, mate. Keep. Reading. Don’t stop. I’ll stop if you stop.”
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Ed catches Stede reading erotica from his secret collection. And since Ed can't read, Stede will just have to read it to him, of course...something easier said than done when Ed is also intent on distracting him.
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17 Jun 2026
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Ed is working the kissing booth at a charity carnival, and it's a pretty sweet gig. The rules are simple: everyone gets the same dry, closed-mouthed peck no matter how much they donate, and Ed doesn't have to kiss anyone he doesn't want to. The booth is just a bit of fun, not really expected to be a huge moneymaker and Ed volunteered for it because it seemed like the easiest option and the shifts on it are short.
He's just getting to the end of his hour when a gorgeous blonde DILF shows up, and Ed wants to throw the whole 'chaste peck' rule out the window.
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17 Jun 2026
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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21 Nov 2025
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Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2011
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It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.
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21 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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