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“You know, I never thought I would actually use someone’s head as a cush- ” Herm doesn’t even let him finish as he bites on a cheek, making Robert cut himself off with a yelp.
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Robert promises he will sit on Waterboy's face if they win. Waterboy makes sure he keeps his promise.Bookmarked by bigboycrack
13 Jun 2026
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I Accidentally Got High And All I Got Was This Boyfriend by WooleyWitch
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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When Robert goes out to get drinks with the Z team he expects an uneventful night, but with them nothing is ever uneventful. When Robert's drink accidentally gets swapped with Sonar's spiked one, Herm is determined to take care of his boss before he can embarrass himself too badly. This should be a relatively simple task, but Robert's determination to get Herm into bed is complicating matters.
In which Robert gets high and Herm fights valiantly to resist his charms and is rewarded for his restraint.
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31 May 2026
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Waterboy tended to stay back after his shift even after being promoted to a hero, mostly due to already being used to his own self-imposed schedule. In between the day shift clocking out and night shift trickling in, he finds himself at a scene he had only envisioned in his own fantasies since the tender age of sixteen.
[AKA: Waterboy gets caught watching Robert masturbate in the locker room showers.]
[#WATERMECHWEEK NSFW DAY 1 - Public/Office Sex]
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15 May 2026
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"I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."
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“We have a…situation,” she explains cautiously, gesturing toward the still-closed door. “We found a group of children.”
“Children?” Robert echoes. “Have you notified the parents?”
“Yeah…” Her nose wrinkles into a worried expression he’s never seen on her face before. It’s as if she’s trying to find a way to tactfully work around what she’s going to say next, which Robert takes as a bad sign for worse news.
Oh, yeah. Now, he’s genuinely worried.
“...And?”
“Well…” Mandy says slowly. She hesitates, as if picking several different ways to phrase the unthinkable before settling with: “They, uh. They named you.”
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In which the multiverse has a little hiccup, which results in Robert Robertson having to take care of his children from alternate lives and send them home.
This will be easy. Right? Right...
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- Part 1 of baby fever AU