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    Zhongli accidentally meets Teucer for the first time, and Childe doesn't know how to feel about that.

    Childe froze.

    “Oh.”

    There, kneeling before the Harbinger’s youngest sibling, was Zhongli. He was lowered to the ground and balancing on one knee, one hand raised to pat the boy’s head gently.

    Teucer was giggling. Giggling. He looked ecstatic to be in the consultant’s company, and Childe could only gape at the scene.

    As if sensing his gaze on the pair, Zhongli turned his head slightly. Their eyes locked, and that was when the Harbinger noticed the tiniest of smiles resting on Zhongli’s lips.

    It fell the moment he spotted him, however, and he briskly rose to his feet. With a dip of his head, he murmured, “Childe.”

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "Haha! You look just like someone I know," he chuckles, his voice a bit too soft compared to what the scribe is used to.

    "It's me, Kaveh. Let me into the house," he tells. Clearly his vocal chords have no idea what syllables are, though, because he ends up with three drawled out meows that make absolutely no sense. His ears flatten against his head. Annoying.

    "Pshht," Kaveh snorts, pulling the cat to his chest, "Goodness gracious; you're just as grumpy too. What were you trying to get inside for?"

    "This is my house."

    "Meow meow indeed," Kaveh singsongs.

    Alternatively: Alhaitham turns into a cat. Kaveh is too much of a kind soul not to take him in.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Alhaitham really liked his routine. It was easy to follow and predictable. Everything was always in the right place, where it should be.

    When he returned home today, he expected the usual dinner with a side of playful banter.

    He didn't expect this.

    Kaveh was standing in the living room, surrounded by suitcases and boxes. He was filling one of them with what little books he had, taking them one by one off of their shared bookshelf.

    Alhaitham felt like someone had poured a bucket of ice cold water over him.

    He changed his mind. Today was a bad day.
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    In which Alhaitham returns home with matching coffee mugs only to see Kaveh packing his bags.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    “There are three suitors who you can romance in this game. You must complete all your requirements with one of them."

    “Who are the three potential suitors?” Kaveh asks warily.

    “Your three suitors are Tighnari, the blunt Palace Chamberlain; Cyno, the standoffish Captain of the Royal Guard; and Al-Haitham, the acerbic Duke of Vultur Volans.”

    There's a new invention from the Yae Publishing House that turns a user's dreams into light novel stories. Kaveh has the (un)fortunate pleasure of being one of its first users.

    Too bad it dumped him in a romance game.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    The truth of the matter is, Kaveh has no idea how to read Alhaitham. He prides himself on being an expert at understanding people, his empathetic heart lending him the capacity to relate deeply with those around him (oftentimes to his detriment). But with Alhaitham, there is nothing for him to read; no clues from his cool expression for him to grasp. The man appears stoic all the time even during their petty bickering.

    Honestly, when was the last time Kaveh has seen the man do anything except smirk or frown? Does Alhaitham feel happiness? Has he ever seen the man laugh?

    Kaveh's mind is drawing a blank on the latter and it...bothers him deeply.

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    Kaveh devises a plan to get Alhaitham to smile by being aggressively nice to the man (and also maybe if he makes Alhaitham happy, he can score a discount on his rent or something). Alhaitham thinks Kaveh ate some mind-altering mushrooms and is, understandably, confused and mildly afraid.

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    03 Apr 2026