ele (biteline)

an image of a kuromi plushie, a sanrio character who resembles a white rabbit or an imp, smiling mischievously with a hand over her mouth. she is wearing a black jester's hat with a black bow centered on it and a white skull in the middle of that bow



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    "So, how long has this been going on?" She asks, nodding towards the room Jamie and Phoebe have disappeared in.

    "Nothing has been going on," he says and he knows it's probably fucking pointless but he has to at least fucking try.

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    “Lookin’ a little frazzled there, muchacho.”

    “Please do not make fun, Jamie Tartt,” Dani says, wincing as he presses his fingertips down into the skin of his calf. “Everything hurts.”

    “I’m not makin’ fun.” Jamie sits next to him - his shoes look perfectly comfortable. Dani shoots them an envious glance. “You should fix your hair before the reception, though.”

    Dani closes his eyes. “I cannot focus on that right now.”

    “I could do it for you,” Jamie says, completely casually, and - 

     

    or, 4 times jamie touches dani's hair

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    - and then they suddenly break into another well known melody, one he hasn’t heard in ages and he wheels around and there’s Roy Kent, the Roy Kent, Roy fucking Kent, in his black shirt and jeans, with that face chiseled out of stone and the vibe of a thunderstorm that could wreck a country, striding onto the pitch, to the dugout and the other coaches.

    Well.

    He’s fucked.

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    some things go differently than they did during Season 2.

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    On day four when he wakes up to the shrill sound of his alarm, he throws it across the room. It smashes, and he doesn’t even care. He just goes back to sleep and ignores everyone who comes to his door to find out if he’s alive or not.

    It doesn’t matter. When tomorrow comes, it’ll just be today anyway.

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    Rebecca lifts one perfect eyebrow. "Those aren't exactly the objections I was anticipating. You don't want to deny it?"

    "That I've gone and bagged Roy Kent?" Jamie stares at her like she's mad. "I want that on the first line of me Wikipedia page."

    "I don't fucking care if they think we're fucking married with fucking kids and a fucking shih tzu as long as you tell them it's fucking consensual," Roy grumbles. "Taking advantage, Jesus shitfucking Christ."

    "Well." Rebecca sits down at her desk. "I really should set up a meeting with the PR team to talk some sense into you, but frankly I find this far too entertaining to stand in your way. They're waiting in the press room, go on down and tell them whatever you like." She picks up her phone. "Higgins? Bring me popcorn immediately."

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