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Bitter Coffee (hiatus 3/20/25) by bitterbeefcake
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
21 Mar 2025
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Spite wants to play. Lucanis does not. (3/20/25, HIATUS)
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Strength and stability? Not this Rook. He will make a fine pet for Elgar'nan.
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It had been years since Halsin had truly been picked on. Upon joining Pippin and his party, Halsin found his work to be cut out for him. Never in all of his long years had a grown adult climbed and manhandled him like he was a prop. Pippin wouldn’t even ask, either. At first, it startled him, but then he realized it wasn’t a joke. He was truly being used as a ledge.
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Platonic Tav/Halsin conversations throughout the journey to Baldur's Gate -
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Despite his power, despite his terrible past, the half-elf was soft. Always trying to help. Always trying to save and protect those who were wronged. And Halsin felt himself becoming weak.
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Laszlo should have learned by now to always watch your damn back when you're left alone in the woods. //noncon
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Caszlo-OOC by bitterbeefcake, rebirthcorbenik
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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Martyrdom was always in the cards for her, but she never considered the complications that might arise from giving herself so fully, so deeply, so truly to the cause. Foxglove always knew she would die for Him, but to live? Living is harder.
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or, a War cleric of Ilmater struggles through a new quest when she awakens, infected, on an illithid nautiloid. At first, she only sought to heal her allies - and herself, secondarily - but the plot thickens, the gods watch, and the way forward gets murkier every day in the shadow of an Archdruid and the light of love burning bright enough to rival Ilmater's halo.
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(give this story a shot if you like: character study, a strong main character with a journey of her own, world-building and Faerun lore, complex moral choices, fantasy religious themes without the real-world prejudice, found family, and Halsin (duh). bonus points if you can wait through a canon-typical sloooooow burn leading up to more sex than you get in the game (lmao))- Language:
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Bookmarked by bitterbeefcake
20 Sep 2025
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“I’d be real careful with that line o’ thinkin’,” he warns, raising an arm and bringing it to brace against the wall beside her head, all but pinning her to it. They may not be physically touching, but they’re so close to it and he’s looking at her like she’s a meal (which should be concerning because she knows he literally eats people) and she really, really wishes they were touching right now. “Because I can be nice. Real nice.” His free hand reaches up to her face, and she’s so focused on watching his expression and how close his face is to hers that she doesn’t even realize until his thumb brushes over the barely-healing split in her lip. “…But I don’t think nice is what ya’ want, is it?”
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The Ghoul's been walking Lucy around on a leash for two days and whoops I tripped and he's gonna fuck her brains out now.(if you didn't think I was gonna write smut about the hot Ghoul Cowboy and Lucy 'every fallout vault dweller OC' MacLean, i don't know what to tell you.)
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Bookmarked by bitterbeefcake
28 Apr 2024
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Riley Flynn won't take communion.
But Father Paul Hill won't take no for an answer.
Luckily, there was more than one way to give a sinner the Sacrament, so to speak.
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08 Apr 2024
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Chloe led a perfectly ordinary life, and she was satisfied with her lot. She had friends and family, a hobby or two, and a decent job as a waitress. Things were fine. Until business magnate Jean Girardi noticed her, and nothing would ever be ordinary again.
OR: Hot DILF rails girl on a whim.
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Bookmarked by bitterbeefcake
23 Dec 2022
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Alcohol and jealousy do not make for good bedfellows. After a hard night's drinking, Arthur gets it in his head that he ought to teach little Johnny Marston his place.
Bookmarked by bitterbeefcake
13 Oct 2022