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    'Larkspur' and related angiosperms. Please exercise caution when perusing the Poison Garden: these flowering plants are lovely to behold when in bloom, but have the potential to be rather deadly.

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    Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.

    Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.

    Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.

    The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.

    The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.

    What could go wrong?

    (Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “J?” Zanka knocked on the apartment door, slightly frantic as his mind had managed to wind him into the worst possible outcomes while he had driven.

    The only comfort up until now had been that Zanka, being who he was, always thought of the worst scenarios, that wasn’t new — so he could just barely use the ‘you’re just overthinking again’ excuse, even as it rotted to dirt.

    No reply came, so with an even harder knock, he called out again. “Jabber!” 

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    After a fight, Jabber finds himself resorting to his only comfort apart from his boyfriend, they're both fucking idiots, however, which concludes in Jabber having likely the worst trip of his life as of yet, and Zanka's clueless self coming to pick up the pieces.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    It's been a few days since Zanka's second encounter with Jabber. The healing process has been a little different from the first time, and Zanka is finding it more and more difficult to keep Jabber off his mind. Something about the venom in his claws...

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    Zanka's addicted to Jabber muahaha

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    01 Jun 2026