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Few know that the beat of Raccoon City's heart is dependent upon the satisfaction of a few high-up egos. Conspiracy runs through the veins of this heart, and such a poison will cripple the city, given enough time. Who would've guessed the poison was being injected by the same ruthless hand that'd come to grip your heart and mind?
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At the Shambali Monastery, it is customary for everyone to lend a hand. Human residents and Omnics work together, and tasks are distributed fairly. Unfortunately, this gives you and Ramattra a headache, because what are you - the monastery's cook - supposed to do with a grumpy Ravager as your kitchen assistant?
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"I am not without my faults." When you catch up with Ramattra, his voice is less cold than before. You feel a little sorry for calling him arrogant - it's not like he chose kitchen duty. And to be honest, he'd probably be better off in the archives! "But I think it's an exaggeration to call me arrogant."
"We all have to work on ourselves a lot," you agree. "And we have to do things we don't like. But let's be honest -" You give him a sideways glance, which he deftly ignores. "Sometimes you think you're better than the rest of us, don't you?"
"I-" At first he seems to miss the soft, playful undertone in your voice, but then he relents. "Like I said, I'm not without my faults."
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28 Apr 2025
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“So you want me to marry Cooper Howard?”
He shakes his head, laughing under his breath. “Marry? No, no, lets play that by ear,” he assures you. “What we want — need — you two to do is make it look like you’ve been having an affair.” You must look like you’ve seen a ghost. This is insane. “Explains his divorce, gets people talking about you two as a pair, gets eyes on this movie you’re filming together — now, don’t go outright saying it, of course. We just wanna’ make people read between the lines, get them curious enough to get them into the theater to see the chemistry on the screen...”
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When Cooper Howard finds himself scandalised by not just divorce, but allegations of anti-American sentiment, it falls to the studio system to try and squeeze what they can from him before he finds himself blacklisted. Fortunately, the only thing the press loves more than exposing a commie is a celebrity scandal -- and the studio has just the woman in mind to play the role of the other woman. Being seen with Cooper Howard while filming your breakthrough movie to get people talking? Easy. Doing the right thing when your career and dreams are on the line? ...Jury's out on that one, champ.
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Every part of him is newer, like someone at Hammond Robotics dreamed up a Legend skin after binge-watching every episode of Pimp My Trident. The dynamic, glowing apertures in his optics have been replaced by a pair of glowing golden orbs. Gone are the tear-like red lines beneath his eyes. The soft curve of his metal lips has been replaced with a sinister grin. Even his cowl is different.
"R-Rev? Is… is that you?"
Your voice sounds downright Lilliputian, the thin, airy chirp of a scared little bird.
"Who the fuck else would it be, skinsuit?"
Even his voice is different. The tone and cadence are right, but something's… missing. Like someone turned the volume down on the unholy demonic terror lurking just beneath that shiny metal shell.
"What… happened to you?"
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After a long period of silence, reader comes face-to-face with a side of Revenant she didn't know existed.
(In which I acknowledge this god-awful new default skin and write smut about it while also preparing to retcon it into the astral plane with my next update because just...no. Leave my homicidal husband and his sexy metal ass ALONE, thank you.)
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- Part 3 of Heat Exchange
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20 Dec 2023
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In the peaceful outskirts of the city, your life follows a straightforward pattern: working at a café during the day and enjoying evenings with your friends. Everything feels calm, except for the ongoing annoyance caused by your unbearable boss and your troublesome ex-boyfriend.
However, your life takes an unexpected turn when you come face to face with a murderous simulacrum. This encounter shatters the monotony of your daily routine and sparks a curiosity within you that you never thought possible.
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- Part 1 of After Dark
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15 Dec 2023
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It has been looming over you since the Umbrella shaped blood on the wall; some kind of clairvoyant, doomed foresight whispering to you that this will be the last, you will never see him again. Wherever he is running to, something terrible awaits him, and you cannot keep him from it. Like the Fool tarot, marching off into the sun.
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You manage to catch your colleague, Luis Serra, in the midst of his flight from the Umbrella Lab. Unspoken feelings and pent up longing comes to light.
(UPDATE: added a few tweaks here and there)
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10 Apr 2023