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Who on earth decided that bringing back the Yule Ball for their eighth year would be a good idea? It feels like the worst day of Harry’s life, watching everyone get glammed up like the war never happened, like the last Triwizard Tournament wasn’t such a colossal failure.
And then it happens again. And again. And again.
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27 May 2026
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Harry's life is a bit of a disaster across the board, but it's particularly messy when it comes to love. Because Harry might have feelings for his best friend, and he definitely has feelings for his best friend's brother, and he sometimes sleeps with his other friend, for whom he has no feelings whatsoever. Then things somehow manage to get even more complicated when Draco Malfoy twerks his way back into Harry's life one night at a muggle strip club.
Because as it turns out, Draco's a stripper. And he's gotten really, really fit. And his sugar daddy is a married club owner.
What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Stripper Series
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27 May 2026
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Two to Lie and One to Listen by fluxweed for moondraconis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2022
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It’s weird when Hermione announces that she and Ron have broken up. It’s weirder when this is followed by the revelation that she’s already moved on—and the new object of her affections is Draco Malfoy.
Things only get worse from there.
(A drarry fic featuring fake dating, jealousy and bad choices.)
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21 May 2026
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sugar on my tongue by eviebabie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2023
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Megumi offers to teach Yuuji about sex after finding out he's a virgin. It gets complicated.
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02 May 2026
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Kiss Me (Under the Light of a Thousand Stars) by Iwao, Sophie_French
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jan 2015
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Harry rescues Draco Malfoy from Azkaban, where he has been imprisoned for three years after the war. Draco is not as Harry remembers, as Azkaban leaves its mark on even the strongest of wizards. With no memory of who he was or how he came to be in Harry's care, Draco needs Harry's help if he is to have any hope of making a full recovery. But Harry has his own demons to fight and together with saving Draco, Harry must also discover a way to find himself.