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Toxic misses Shroud's attention :P
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- Part 19 of BuggyInAJar's Little!Dispatch Fics
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Robert isn’t ashamed to be an Omega. He’s not some old fashioned freak. That being said, now that he’s taking proper care of himself, his once dulled instincts are flaring up with a vengeance like no other.
Or: The one where Robert actually DOES steal Sonar’s stapler
(On Hiatus 😮💨)
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- Part 1 of BuggyInAJar’s ABO Dispatch Fics
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Flambae volunteers to host a Valentine's Day cookie baking activity for the Z-Team regressors at his place!
Seven Littles. One overconfident Caregiver. What could go wrong?
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- Part 18 of BuggyInAJar's Little!Dispatch Fics
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Phenomaman thought babysitting Robert and Herman would be an easy way for him to learn more about age regression. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Very Wrong.
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- Part 14 of BuggyInAJar's Little!Dispatch Fics
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“It’s okay for you to regress in your own home. Actually, it’s safer for you to do it here.”
Robert has spent years shouldering his regression on his own. But putting down his guard is a lot easier when he isn't doing it alone.
AKA: Robert navigates the scary path of vulnerability through a series of playdates with the Z-Team!
(On hiatus…. I plan to finish this one, but I just have a lot going on right now✌️😔)
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- Part 11 of BuggyInAJar's Little!Dispatch Fics
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Robert is new to the overwhelming world of possibilities when it comes to relationships, romantic, platonic, and sexual alike. He wants Chad and Alice to be the ones to introduce it to him.
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Rebound (domino effect) by IncessantlyAMenace (NotoriouslyAMenace)
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Dec 2025
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“We’ll need your psych evaluation.” Blonde Blazer’s tone was light but near the end it quickly became clipped.
Robert, ever the gentleman, put aside the twinkie he was eating—bought from their floor’s vending machine. The taste was even more chemically-packed than usual, but maybe that was just his consciousness playing tricks on him—only to grimace at the unexpected bitter aftertaste.
Guess this one wasn’t supposed to be in the vending machine, nor be eaten.
“Didn’t I give you one already?” Slowly bringing his head up he looked her in the eyes and took another bite.
“From five years ago.” Blazer quickly remarked.
At that Robert only hummed.
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Or, Robert Robertson is this tad bit more trauma-fueled and does try his best. Just not in a non self-destructive ways (including the ones shown in the game, y'know).
Or or, because it's always this wretched impostor syndrome that pushes you to care more about others than yourself (and nobody said anything about emotions being so complicated and weird).
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26 Jan 2026
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It isn't that Robert doesn't love his daughter. It also isn't that he's not grateful to the man that helped bring her into the world.
He just... Wishes that her father wasn't his cokehead-ex-sugar-daddy-situationship who he never saw with the lights on.
That's all.
A fic where a few different choices are made. If only they didn't feel like the wrong ones.
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25 Jan 2026
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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22 Jan 2026
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Another reason the poster is so wildly expensive, even months later, is because that specific line of merch was also the release of Track Star’s first official merch line. He had only debuted a month earlier. Robert himself had only met the hero a week before his birthday. A week after his birthday, Track Star had started babysitting him.
Months later, he still does, even if Robert had grown too old for a babysitter.
“Call me Chase, kid.”
Robert removes his hands from his hips and crosses his arms instead, just like how Chase is posed in the poster.
It feels better than Dad’s pose.
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If you were to ask a young Robert who his favorite hero was, he would say Mecha Man, just as everyone expected it to be.
However, his real answer is Track Star.
That answer hasn’t changed, even over 15 years later.
(Or: Five times Robert knowingly imitated Chase (and the one time he didn’t))
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- Part 2 of Who am I, If Not Bits of My Loved Ones?
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20 Jan 2026