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Emily Charlton, despite her best efforts, loves Andrea Sachs.
She loves her writing, the calm elegance and intelligence she carries effortlessly. She loves the way her hair looks when she first wakes up; how it sticks straight up on one side from laying against Emily's chest while asleep. She loves how supportive she is of Emily, always there with a coffee or a gift or something to eat, all the things she knows Emily would never get for herself.
Right now, though, she hates Andrea.
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Emily Charlton deserves to be fucked. Andrea Sachs can deliver. -
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Sometimes, though, even that’s too hard. Some days are worse than others. Some mornings he wakes up, with a head on his chest and an arm on his waist, and he can’t shake his fears. He slips out of their holds and goes to make his coffee. He acts like everything’s normal, because it is. It should be – he should be.
There’s one morning in particular, though, that it all comes to head.
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Shayne Topp, and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Morning. -
nobody knows what it's like to be us by shayrasha (butchisms) for point_n_click
Fandoms: Smosh (Video Blogging RPF)
22 Dec 2025
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Everything about Trevor fits into her life annoyingly well. School starts, and it’s like a puzzle piece she didn’t know was missing suddenly appeared. On the nights that she stays up too late studying, he gets up in a baggy tee and his boxers and offers her a home-cooked meal.
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Trevor, Arasha, and a semester of falling in love. -
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Lottie shrugs, then smiles. “They always tell me what to put.” She says, in her voice, monotone as usual. Jackie doesn’t bother asking who they are, she says shit like this all the time. She turns herself around to ask Travis what he got, but he’s already holding up a 87. Jackie groans, sliding down in her seat.
“Does everyone suddenly know French except for me?”
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Jackie Taylor is currently failing French. Shauna Shipman is fluent. -
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“Um, Arasha. It should be under Lehan-Hecox.” She says to the lady, “Or just Lehan.”
“Room 101. Ms. Giarratana.”
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After a bad breakup, Amanda moves back in with her ex-boyfriend and his husband.
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gwen stacy has emotional motion sickness by butchisms
Fandom Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
07 Aug 2023
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a series where i bully gwen stacy for the vine
these are put in a order but it's not super specific !!! basically there's some fics from before astv and some from after. they don't have to be read in any specific order tho, they're all just grouped together
TW this series has self-harm and just generally mental unstable things goin' on ! each story has it's own warnings tho so proceed with caution
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Colt struggles to admit whenever he's in pain. Jody finds a way to make him talk.
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05 Jun 2026
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If you had told Jody from 6 months ago, Hey! You and Colt actually made up, he got almost killed by that prick Tom Ryder and he’s actually still just as charming and sexy and funny as he was before he broke his back and subsequently your heart, maybe even more so!, she would have slammed the door in your face, poured herself a margarita and cried about it for two seconds before continuing to work on her movie.
She still can’t really believe it, but the evidence is currently flopped on her couch beside her, occasionally sipping from a beer (that he obviously doesn’t like according to the way he grimaces after each sip, what is wrong with him?) and rolling out his shoulders.
His thick, muscular shoulders.
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23 May 2026
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But then, one day—
"It's okay," she breathes against Emily's mouth, three fingers deep inside her, and laces their hands together. "It's okay, baby, you're doing so good. You're perfect."
She feels Emily clenching harder against her, moving desperately until it becomes completely uncoordinated, and hears her whimper softly as she comes.
And oh, Andy thinks. That's certainly interesting.
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Andy founds out Emily has a praise kink.
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20 May 2026
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Emily was practical, bossy, orderly... she made everyone besides Miranda fear her, you wouldnt want to be on her bad side. Except that, sometimes, she needed to just let go, and Andea always knew how to help her with this.
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11 May 2026
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Andrea had thrown her phone into a fountain in the middle of Paris, quitting Runway without a goodbye and leaving Emily’s heart shattered into more pieces than she knew what to do with.
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A 3k word character study of Emily's inability to make a good decision followed by 3k words of Emily and Andrea maybe figuring their shit out twenty years later.
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10 May 2026