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Wreck My Plans by HamartiaGrander for WisecrackingEric
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
01 Jan 2024
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Leon switched on the light by the door, casting the room in a soft, orange glow.
“Christ,” Leon breathed.
He’d signed up for unlimited alcohol, not being doomed to share such an intimate and sickeningly romantic space with the man he was very much not supposed to be in love with but undoubtedly was anyway. Leon was thoroughly fucked; and not even in the fun way.
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Almost two years after the events of RE4, Luis manages to convince Leon to go on a cruise, only for the two men to be disappointed by the lack of alcohol on board. They decide the logical thing to do to solve this problem is to pretend to be a married couple and win a newlyweds contest in order to earn the prize of unlimited alcohol. Leon discovers pretty quickly this was a terrible idea, as now he has to pretend to be in love with the man he's already fallen head over heels for, without actually committing to anything real.
It was going to be a long vacation. -
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"The good news is that I was invited, which—I guess is an improvement," Brett began, but even so, Reagan knew the but was coming before he'd even introduced it, so it was hardly surprising when it followed, "but...uh, the kinda-bad news is that the invitation says that I’m only allowed to go to the renewal if I bring a plus-one."
“...wait, plus-one as in, like, a human sacrifice?” Reagan flatlined, brows furrowing.
“No, as a—uh, as a date. A girlfriend.”
In which Brett Hand needs a date to his parents' vow renewal, and Reagan owes more favors than she can count.
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