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Keith learns that being with Shiro means dodging bullets everyday.
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Having to capture the heart of the weird guy in theatre won't stop Craig from winning $150.
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Mysterion thinks about his life as he's lying down on the train tracks, waiting for his new body.
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“So you uh...” Tweek started, hesitant in speaking, avoiding Craig's eyes. “You work here now huh?”
“Really?” His monotonous voice had gotten slightly deeper and raspier since the last time Tweek had heard from him. Maybe he smoked now. Craig looked at Tweek with a sarcastic smile, his eyes squinting. “Yes, Tweek, I work here now. Have been for years.”
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Tweek returns to South Park years after the success of Tweek Bros. Coffee catapults him and his family out of the little town. His car breaks down and he finds out the only auto repair shop in town has his ex-boyfriend working as a mechanic. -
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"Let's go to the beach," blurted Alexander, peeking over his laptop. Lafayette, Hercules and John looked at him as if he had grown another head. "I think we need to go right now."
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Alex wants to go to the beach at night and they're all too surprised to say no.
Not that John could ever say no to him anyway.Series
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if love is a drug i dont want it, because i dont have any self control by caffeineguzzler
Fandom Hamilton - Miranda
28 Jul 2016
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John loves Alexander.
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“I just,” Pomni whispered, doing this little slow-blink that drove him nuts right up at him, and his heart clenched. She seemed surprised to admit, “I can’t think of anything to say.”
Jax thought that someone could have driven a train through the place right now and still he wouldn’t have turned away from her. The truth was he didn’t have any ideas himself of what to say, but in disclaiming this herself she hadn’t said anything he needed to respond to, anyway. He could have stayed silent and they both would have been content with that, he thought. But her eyes were so open and honest and there was this squeezing feeling in his chest that felt deeper than a heartbeat, and he heard his own voice pipe up, anyway.
“I …” he whispered. Quietly admitting, “Me, neither.”
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27 May 2026
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Pomni stepped into the room just a little, leaning her weight back against the door. She thought about toying with him a little, but at the end of the day, she really just wanted to get down to it. Pressing her lips together, she glanced quickly around the hall, watchful for familiar faces that actually might question her if they saw who she was talking to.
When she felt the coast was sufficiently clear, she turned back to him. “What are you doing after work?”
Jax only stared at her for a beat or two, his eyes a touch wider than they had been a moment ago. He seemed surprised to hear her be so forward—an unintended effect, but not an unwelcome one.
At length, though, he smirked. “You tell me.”
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11 May 2026
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Pomni swore she was done with Jax the night they broke up for the third time. But “done” doesn’t mean much when you’re back on tour, sharing stages, cheap motel rooms, and the same bottle of tequila.
Velvet Static is rising fast—and falling apart even faster. Between midnight gigs, afterparties, and lyrics that sound a little too familiar, Pomni and Jax keep finding their way back to each other.
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01 Nov 2025
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Fuck You (But I'll Do the Things You Want Me To) by Misterlake
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
16 Aug 2025
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“I know the whole show today hurt’cha, but ya had to experience it at some point. We all have. So let’s get over that,” he says nonchalantly, as easily as a litterbug tossing a wrapper onto the pavement, “And let me help ya wind down. Consider it a ‘friendly gesture.’”
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- Part 1 of It's All the Same to Me
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30 Sep 2025
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“Can you just make people do anything?”
Jax shrugs. “I dunno. Only used it once. Why, you volunteering?”
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- Part 2 of It's All the Same to Me
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22 Sep 2025