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    “My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”

    Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”

    “That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.

    “Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”

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    When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Sokka is living at his family's winter cabin when he stumbles upon a wounded bird. With nothing better to do, Sokka decides to patch up the bird. The bird flies off a week later and Sokka puts it out of his mind.

    That is, until the next year when a striking stranger shows up at his door claiming to owe Sokka his life.

    As the saying goes, no good deed goes unpunished.

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    19 May 2026

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    At Sokka’s behest, the Gaang skips rescuing Zuko during the Siege at the North Pole. Instead they leave him, unconscious, buried in the snow.

    In completely unrelated news, Sokka’s haunted by a ghost now.

     

    (If you'd like more details before deciding to read this story, look here for spoilers.)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Zuko's trying to rebuild his nation but he cannot do it alone so he asks Sokka for help. Too bad that there are several people in his nation that don't seem to understand just how competent Sokka is. It's not a problem, though, Zuko will just have to set them straight.

    Or, 5 times Zuko made it very clear to the Fire Nation just how highly he valued Sokka and 1 time Sokka returned the favour with the Water Tribe.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    When Sanji's father decides to sell the diner in the town where he grew up, Sanji reluctantly returns home to help prepare the place for sale. He should have known he'd have to deal with Zoro who never left their small town and who seems to be nursing a chip on his shoulder. Which might be fair given what happened between them.

    Worse than saying goodbye to the diner Sanji loves so much are the weird happenings around town. Sanji would just ignore it all if only Zoro didn't start acting suspicious as hell.

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    12 Jan 2025