calminglycute
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- Dream SMP (2)
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and, i could take another hit for you by calminglycute
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Mar 2026
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Ranboo is a hero, and he has been for quite a while.
Theres a lot going on— between the fact that theres an apparent traitor among their ranks, heroes going missing in the past few years, and Schlatt’s sudden interest and involvement in the heroes work and their committee.
Oh, and also, two weird kids his age seem desperate to hang out with him.
He still doesn’t really know how to navigate all these confusing situations with his terrible lack of social skills, but surely nothing will go wrong!
Not when he’s doing so good as a hero!
Right?
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internalize so much but so little by calminglycute
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Feb 2026
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If you asked anyone at St. Whitmore Private School who they’d rather avoid when walking through the hallways, majority would answer with the name ‘Tommy Innette’.
But if you asked Tommy— the man, the myth, the legend himself, however? He’d likely just punch you in the face. Not very strongly, of course. He was just a normal boy with a normal upbringing, a normal power, and normal courses in a school that offered both hero and general classes. If by normal you meant extremely and incessantly complicated, then that’s exactly your guy! Tommy Innette!
Not everyone was cut out to be a hero anyway, right? Not everyone had an extraordinary power like Mesmer or Chronos, or like Lumiere.
Some didn’t have any powers.
Some had mediocre powers.
…and some hid their powers.
One thing leads to another, and now Tommy has a huge target on his back.
Sssshiiit.
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“Fuck,” Wilbur cursed under his breath. “We can’t afford to get caught, not now. I don’t know if I’ll be able to run.”
“Sorry, who’s found you?”
Wilbur waved a hand dismissively. “It’s fine, don’t even worry about it. We’ll be right out of your hair now.”
There was a shout from the other side of the marketplace. “Wilbur Soot, reveal yourself!”
“Wow, full government name and everything,” Techno deadpanned.
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or, sbi end up on the run together through a series of mysterious coincidences and perfect timing (let's call it fate, shall we?) and are now on an epic quest to find some kind of mysterious object and also not get arrested. found family chaos and shenanigans ensue.
or, or, technoblade and wilbur have unresolved friendship drama (techno would very much not like to think about that, please and thank you), tommy is being a menace to society (as per usual), and philza has no idea what's happening but he's here for the ride (there's totally not any accidental adoption going on there)
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04 Jun 2026
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Dust filtered past with a soft sway of the wind, and silence— other than the eversteady drip! drip! drip! that accompanied Tommy’s thoughts.
In the middle of the blue moonlight, was Temptation. He was gross, covered in soot with specs of concrete here or there— much like Tommy.That piece of wood finally fell.
All Tommy could do was stare.
That piece of cloth Tommy used to think was indestructible, and forever glued to the hero’s face was now gone, much like Tommy’s breath.
The edges of the fabric were singed, likely destroyed in the blast but—
All Tommy could do was stare.
“Wilbur,” Tommy whispered into the dead night, a shaky intake following suit. “Wilbur Soot."
All Tommy could do was run.
OR- After one patrol turns into chaos, Tommy slowly but surely unravels every secret identity around him, and he is not enjoying a single second of it.
Previously named ‘I want you gone (So why do you keep coming back)’
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04 Jun 2026
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“I’m Quackity!” he declared. “Where are we? Is this a dream?”
The golden giant nearly dropped him in horror. “Big Q?!”
Quackity shrieked and dug his fingernails into the giant’s arm, or rather tried to, as his skin was very tough and firm. “No manches, sueltame gigante!” he demanded, kicking his legs. Much to his displeasure, the giant did NOT let him go.
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After a mysterious potion accident, Quackity's Las Nevadas compatriots find him with the body and mind of a child. Surely he'll be fine.Bookmarked by calminglycute
02 Jun 2026
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“Great, then you’ll take me back home.”
Tommy was glad to see that Smiley completely buffered at that statement. His hands froze in the air, his masked face whipped towards Tommy, and his jaw hung open in disbelief. “Excuse me?!”
“You are now honored to travel with the great Tommyinnit and bring me back home.”
“Wait, no. That’s not-”
“Seeing as it’s your fault I’m stuck here anyway.”
“No it’s not!”
“But I’m willing to forgive you and allow you to pay back your misdeed by bringing me back home.”
Tommy opened his eyes, pleased to see that Smiley still looked just as confused as before. Good, he liked leaving his foes confused. People should never know what to expect from Tommyinnit.
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Tommy got separated from his family while on a supply run. Determined to get back home, he had to enlist the help of a random (and maybe crazy) stranger in order to ensure his survival. Though, there was more to said stranger than met the eye and Tommy was about to learn this world was a whole lot more complicated than he originally thought.- Language:
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24 May 2026
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“I think there was a bit of a misunderstanding,” Quackity tried, not quite able to meet the Angel’s eyes as the man loomed over him. “On my part of course. It was dark and I didn’t realize your man was trying to assist me, so I failed to see that he wasn’t the mugger he scared off.” He tried to smile at the lie, like it was an easy mistake anyone could make.
“You aren’t half dumb, are you, mate?” The Angel smiled, teeth glinting in the dim light cast by the shadows of his own wings. If it weren’t for the ropes holding Quackity to the chair, he might have even mistaken the words for friendly. “You spin a pretty story, and if it wasn’t my son you gave that black eye to, I might have even been persuaded to let you go.”
Quackity never wanted to get on the Syndicate's bad side. Good thing the Angel of Death is an exhausted father who just wants someone to keep his kids from fighting.