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Flashes Of Blush by black_bottle
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
23 Jun 2026
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05:52PM
Dami A group of robins is colloquially called "a blush". Hence the group chat name.05:54PM
Dami I can see how that might feel awkward to those who aren't robins.Conner and Jon join the robins' group chat
Tim and Damian are not happy about it
(at first)[the "referenced/implied batcest" refers to dick sucking jokes/Tim "sucking up" to Dick]
[there is NO ACTUAL BATCEST]- Language:
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24 May 2026
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"Lance had watched Keith Kogane win a bar fight with a broken hand, rip open a keg with a knife, and complete a whole wretched ensemble of activities you definitely shouldn’t do with a beer in hand.
And yet here he was, glittery Sharpie in hand, waiting to sign Lucy’s copy of Altea.
Lance opened his mouth to say something arguably rude and not appropriate for their current audience. Until he remembered that he himself had either watched or participated in these activities and was now holding a four-year-old containing his DNA. So Lance didn’t have much of a leg to stand on either."
When Lance runs into his ex-boyfriend at a children’s book signing, he not only finds out that Keith Kogane ages like fine wine, but he also apparently wrote his daughter’s favorite book. As Keith lingers in town, Lance frantically tries to keep his daughter from realizing that the writer is not only a person from Lance’s past, but a character in her bedtime stories as well.
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- Part 1 of The King and His Fisherman-verse
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28 Dec 2024
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there- Language:
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30 Jun 2023
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The Light Fantastic by iiastriferii
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Oct 2023
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Seasoned musician Shinsou Hitoshi has been toeing the line between fame and ruin longer than he’ll ever care to admit. The fans, the concerts, the albums and the prestige all come with the night, but so too do the demons that follow, biting at his heels.
Denki works three jobs and hates every one of them, but posting YouTube covers and SoundCloud links doesn’t put food on the table. His only solace in life is sometimes performing with his friends’ band, and it’s this that changes his life.
One night, one bar, one song. Two souls speeding, crashing, and burning together at the speed of sound, begging for love to be enough.
———
“Hey.”
“Yeah?”
“…I just wanted to get another look at you.”
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25 Jan 2023
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Hitoshi Hexed by khaotiklly
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 May 2023
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As an infant, Hitoshi of Saitama is given a magical gift from his fairy godmother that makes it so he must follow every verbal command. It was never an easy hand to be dealt, but when his father brings home a new husband along with two step-brothers, Hitoshi finds his obedience to be more of a curse than a "gift." Still, Hitoshi could never predict a journey to find his fairy godmother would come with getting wrapped up with the kingdom's charming Prince Denki and all the adventure that would follow.
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The Ella Enchanted AU that not a single soul asked for. And if you haven't seen the film, a fantasy romcom royalty au with uno-reverse quirk shinsou and lovably insufferable prince denki
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23 Jan 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
AT THE CLIMAX. AT THE CLIMAX IT HAD TO END
CRYING