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The Enchanted Beanstalk Incident by fleurdejasmine for GreenInk_RedLetters
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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There's never a dull day in the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes. When Neville Longbottom accidentally grows a giant beanstalk overnight, Obliviator Hermione Granger and Spell Reversalist Draco Malfoy are called in to help contain the situation.
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17 Apr 2026
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How to Hopelessly Confuse Detachment with Indifference by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2023
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When Draco looked up, he realized that the only reason her arse had greeted him first was because she was bent over Ronald Weasley's desk, feeding the undeserving git biscuits. He felt as if someone had ripped his heart from his chest, dipped it in black ink, left it to freeze on the snowy shore of the Black Lake, and then smashed it into a million pieces with a Beater's bat. Poetic, yes, but painful as fuck.
Fall in love, they said. It'll be fun, they said, he thought bitterly. Been there, done that, and it's nothing but a giant pile of shit.
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- Part 2 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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28 Mar 2026
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How to Fail Spectacularly at Seducing Draco Malfoy by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2023
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A Guide by Hermione Granger.
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- Part 1 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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26 Mar 2026
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The world is supposed to end on a Tuesday night. Hermione has 48 hours. She's not expecting to run into Draco Malfoy in a muggle pub. As it turns out, it's perfect timing.
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04 Feb 2026
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Can I Be Yours? by Wanderingfair for kid_n_the_hall
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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“Stop stalling.” She laughed.
“Right.” he confirmed, “I’m off to have a dastardly time bashing around Londo- oh, wait, no, I’m off to go meet the gold-digger Mum set me up with,” he snapped. “I get those two confused all the time.”
“Go,” she urged, tucking her mouth into the sleeve of her jumper to hide her smile. “I’ll be up reading when you get home.”
“You’ll be asleep on the library sofa and we both know it.” He winked, before closing the door.
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Hermione is forced to watch her best friend Draco Malfoy go on dates and finally confront the fact that she doesn't just love him, she is in love with him.
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02 Feb 2026