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    Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?

    Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?

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    In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    A fluffy little valentine's story for you!

    Five realises Diego is sort of a shitty husband so tries to help his brother out by buying flowers for his wife. All the times Five bought flowers for Lila and she never realised. And the one time she did.

    Thanks to @Tavi for helping with beta reading (and being an epic cheerleader!) and @inadequateallalong for reminding me how much I adore the 5+1 format and giving us that gorgeous kiss fic which sent my brain spiralling!

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    20 Apr 2025

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    Severus Snape attempts to alleviate the indignity and aggravation of living in a tent with Hermione Granger by throwing his godson into the breach.
    Sometimes the solution is exponentially worse than the problem.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    There was one thing of which Hermione was certain. Draco Malfoy, her partner and friend, would never be interested in her romantically. Then, he proved her wrong. When they agreed to remain friends it pained her, but she knew it was for the best. In a month, she was leaving the country for a new job and there was no future for them.

    Of course, life never turns out as expected.

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    12 Apr 2025

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    He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”

    On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.

    Hermione wants—

    “An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."

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    09 Apr 2025

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