catarrhini
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Droit du seigneur by catarrhini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
25 Jun 2021
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The Wizarding World has been reeling since the start of The Decline. On the cusp of her wedding, Lily can't stop thinking about an arcane Wizarding wedding night ritual.
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Sixteen Blue by catarrhini
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Jan 2017
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Legolas is tired.
Everything sucks, and it's only getting worse. His parents are fighting, he can't get laid, and Tauriel's off with her new boyfriend half the damn time. And now he's got to work with that prissy cunt Gimli if he has any desire to keep up his GPA. To make matters worse, he really, really shouldn't have intimate knowledge of how great his ada is at sucking dick, but that line was crossed for him after a little mistaken identity snafu in a campus bathroom, and now they have to figure out how to carry on in the aftermath.
How the hell is Legolas supposed to make it out of uni alive?
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In A Wooden Nest by catarrhini for hauntedpoem
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
15 Jan 2017
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Legolas has plans to spend New Year's Eve with his father in their cabin in the mountains. However, his plans don't quite pan out when Thranduil gets snowed in at the airport. Good father that he is, Thranduil asks the cabin caretaker to stay there with Legolas until he can arrive, but when Legolas meets the new, young caretaker, sparks fly. Factor in a rather inconvenient mistake on Legolas' part, and those sparks get fanned to flames.
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Boyracer by catarrhini for mindeer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
04 Nov 2016
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Legolas is a nasty little delinquent, and his father, the severe Police Chief Thranduil, is more than happy to knock the brat down a few pegs.
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Between A Rock & A Hard Place by catarrhini
Fandoms: justin trudeau - Fandom, Political RPF, Political RPF - Canadian 21st c., Italian Renaissance Art, The Works of Michelangelo
31 Aug 2016
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“Farewell, David,” he whispered, his throat tightening. He was staring up into the statue’s eyes with a desperate desolation, not yet ready to let go of the few brief moments he’d had with the monolith.
Then, David winked at him.
Wait, David WINKED at him. Justin’s face fell blank with stupefied shock. He hadn’t imagined it; he knew what he had seen.
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*For more stories containing the aforementioned kinks, please indicate which you’d like to be guided through first.*
Wherein Hermione finds a little black book that generates personalized fantasies for her enjoyment... and also breaks the libraryBookmarked by catarrhini
25 Mar 2025
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I Have Loved the Stars too Fondly by ImogenInSpringtime
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
23 Nov 2022
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You move to the city for the first time in your life. It's crowded, busy, and not at all what you're used to. You meet a stranger in the middle of the night while you're out working on a project. He speaks to you so very softly.
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- Part 1 of I Have Loved the Stars too Fondly
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05 Nov 2022
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To Partake by spicy_runawaymun
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
07 Mar 2026
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Even if it takes until the breaking of the world, Celebrimbor is determined to help Elrond feel comfortable in his own bones. He is too precious a creature to hate himself so much.
(Or, the one where shortly before the scheduled mission to Khazad-dûm, Gil-Galad offers Celebrimbor a taste of his herald. Celebrimbor accepts, and regrets it.)
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Bookmarked by catarrhini
05 Nov 2022
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It's eight years after the war and Hermione Granger has taken a break from her career at the Ministry of Magic to compile an oral history of the conflict. She's interviewed just about everyone she can get her hands on but she wants to be thorough. And that means getting in contact with a very unwilling Lucius Malfoy.
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"For your information, I'm not shopping it around yet because I still don’t have access to all of the sources I need.”
“You’ve got to be joking. You must have interviewed every living person that was even tangentially connected to the war.”
“Not everyone,” Hermione said, turning in her seat to reach up for the mug of tea she’d left on the kitchen counter.
“Who’s left? The trolley lady from the Hogwarts Express?”
“Your father.”
Malfoy opened his mouth and then closed it again with a click of his teeth, shaking his head. “You don’t want to do that, Granger.”
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Bookmarked by catarrhini
02 Feb 2022
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At the start of 6th year, Hermione Granger is given a Time-Turner and jumps forward to 1998, shortly before the final battle. She is rocked by revelations about her future and her past. How many times has she traveled through time, and how far back has she already gone? She is utterly curious and that might be her undoing...
Best of SS/HG; Angry hot teacher Snape, Time-turning Hermione, Snape survives and more...
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Bookmarked by catarrhini
12 Nov 2021