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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    After Vegas 2014, Ilya tries to go back to Russia, to his regular life and routine.
    Unfortunately, he cannot stop thinking about a black-haired, freckled Canadian hockey boy.
    The only logical solution is to turn his ex-situationship into a Shane 2.0 Ken doll.
    It works because Sasha is down for whatever.
    The situation deteriorates from there.
    Once Sasha learns the truth, he decides to entertain himself at Ilya's expense.
    Which results in Ilya completely losing his marbles.
    Shane's reaction may surprise everyone. Especially Ilya.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

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    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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    30 May 2026

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    "Can't find any men your own age?" Ilya teased.

    "Don't want to," Shane breathlessly replied. Ilya's hands stilled for a moment.

    "Oh yeah? Need an older man to treat you right, baby?"

    "Yeah, daddy, I do," he whispered, timid to commit to full volume.

    Shane answers a booty call from a much older Ilya on Grindr.

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    26 May 2026