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    ooo ooo my stupid little queer podcasts with skk mostly idk I might do other ships at some point if I do it'll probably be ranpoe

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    “You had three?” A hysterical smile begins to worm its way across Jabber’s face, like there’s some joke Zanka hasn’t been let in on yet. “Holy shit. Holy shit.”

    “What? What the fuck is wrong?”

    Jabber gets up close, grabbing hold of Zanka’s shoulders. He snickers, before leaning in. “Those were weed brownies sweeheart.”

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    31 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    29 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    “What do you want?” Zanka asked tensely.

    “Oh come on, Zan-Zan! I’m lonely. Can’t I call you just to have a little heart-to-heart?”

    After that, there was a rustling sound… followed by quiet, strained moans.

    “What are you doing over there?” Zanka asked, uneasy at the noises.

    “Mgh…! I’m just… a little high on something right now… and I think I underestimated how good this stuff feels.”

    Zanka suddenly felt the overwhelming urge to throw his choker straight out the window.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    27 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Zanka really likes his job as a barista. The ritual of it all, his coworkers, the cool locals and getting to stare longingly at one particular regular. Although his stupid pick up lines and tattooed hands really shouldn't be making Zanka blush.

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    25 Mar 2026