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In which Miranda adopts a crisis she technically did not create.
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09 Jun 2026
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Andrea arrives in New York looking for the Alpha who sired her son, with only a name and a lead she barely trusts. The search draws her into a private world of money, scent, performance, and paid companionship, where survival has rules and wanting the wrong person can ruin everything.
After three months at the Velvet Hour, Miranda books her for an hour.
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20 May 2026
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‘The New Quartermaster Is Sketchy’ by RoosjeM
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
14 Apr 2026
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“006, you ought to know better than to sneak up on someone holding a gun.”
“Gun parts.” 006 pointed out, “You have gun parts.”
Before Q could rationally think his actions through, he had reassembled the gun and had it loaded in a blink. It was loaded, aimed and ready to fire– even taking the few centimetres it leaned to the left in account.
“You seem to keep forgetting I am the one to have built the weapon you are here to return to TSS. Personally.”
Q lowered the gun and dismantled it just as easily as he had before, laying out the pieces on a tray and picking it up. He had to push past 006 who was still standing in the doorway, his eyes following Q as he moved to carry the tray back to the main workshop area.
“Well? What are you waiting for? I don’t have all night.” Q leaned on the workbench, peering at 006 sharply.
A look of amusement broke through 006’s otherwise stern facade. “Marry me.”
Pausing, Q blinked. “Did you just… Did you just proposition to your superior officer?”
006 nodded, grinning brightly.
“Drop your mission gear onto the workbench and get out of my Branch.” Q ordered, “Before I change my mind and shoot you.”
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23 Apr 2026
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The Fire Curtain has come down, and Princess Andrea, dilettante knight errant, decides it’s in everybody’s best interest to bed the Dragon Queen.
Rating change chapter 9 ;)
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22 Apr 2026
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When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.
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Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.
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28 Mar 2026