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When Dean swipes right on Castiel, he expects the usual—some playful banter, maybe a date, nothing serious. But from the first message, Castiel is different. He’s sharp, confident, and knows exactly what to say to leave Dean restless and wanting. Their chemistry crackles through the screen, teasing turning into something charged, something neither of them can ignore. But when they meet in person, Dean realizes he’s not just flirting with trouble—he’s walking straight into it.
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Dean: So, do you just come with the warning label, or should I start drafting one myself? Something like: “Caution—may cause shortness of breath, excessive blushing, and uncontrollable moaning.”
Castiel: I bet the sounds you make are as pretty as you are.
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Yeah, he's definitely in trouble.
Under Construction!! Going through the first few chapters because the format is all in italics.
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- Part 1 of A Bad Habit
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17 Apr 2026
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Dean was totally fine.
Sure, finding out his best-angel-buddy didn't even get to come when he had sex for the first time (with a reaper-chick that ended up killing him, mind you) was definitely a shocker.
Finding out his best friend (who, alright, Dean might be just a teeny tiny bit in love with) also jerked off (OFTEN!) made his eyebrows raise but really, that's no big deal.
Now, finding out his best friend (fine, love of his life since we're being honest or whatever) jerks off to videos featuring women wearing panties that looked like a pair Dean himself owned? Now THAT was enough to break even the strongest of men.
With information like that, what else is Dean to do but put his plan into action.
Operation Seduce the Fuck Out of Castiel has officially commenced.
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15 Apr 2026
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Ilya chuckled at the small defense, then his chuckles subsided into soft breaths against the speaker. “You want me to listen?”
There was a moment of silence before another rustle, “yes.” he whispered. “...please.”
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Ilya went to Russia for the summer because of his father's sudden death, and in fit of desperation, Shane calls him while he probably shouldn't
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15 Apr 2026