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Destroy Everything You Touch by horsegirlbyday (Charmuse)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2026
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A web of lies and deception entangle Draco Malfoy as he is drawn deeper into a game of love and revenge with Pansy Parkinson. Her newest scheme involves a lover that jilted her, while Draco seeks to repay an old enemy by seducing his infamously pious girlfriend and split them up. As the wager on the two dueling seductions becomes increasingly complex and antagonistic, Draco grows desperate to escape the corner he has painted himself into. The stakes of the deception are high, and it might destroy his life no matter the outcome.
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Pansy wants Draco’s help ruining the girlfriend of the boy who dumped her, but Draco has his eyes on more ambitious targets to destroy. But they might destroy him right back.
Fabulous cover art by @sscindyss_art on instagram!
No AI was used in any part of this work.
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"What do you need, love?" Draco flicked his gaze up at Pansy.
"Revenge." Her voice was flat.
"It's as bad as all that, yeah?" Draco took his next shot, missing with a curse.Bookmarked by charmi_h
07 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy is Afflicted.
Love—the blessed (and cursed) thing—will do that to you. It eats away at you slowly, until you’re nothing more than an animal, really. Primal instincts only. A dog one must train to sit. To stay. To get down, so to speak. And the problem is, no one has ever loved anyone the way Draco loves Hermione Granger. If ever a man has Yearned, it is him. Draco Yearncius Malfoy, who bears the aforementioned Affliction willingly, and without complaint (mostly).
That is, until he wakes up one day and no one in the entire world—including his wife—remembers that he’s married to her.
In this particular Scenario, he complains a lot.
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05 Jun 2026
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After the tone by GrangerInGreen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
19 Jun 2026
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“I’m looking at your old mug on the counter, Mum. It’s chipped on the handle. I can't bring myself to wash it...I needed to hear the phone ring. I miss you. God, I miss you so much.”
A choked, breathless sob cut off the recording, followed by the sharp, electronic beep of a disconnected line. The secret basement fell dead silent again. Draco froze. He knew he should drop the device into the disposal chute. He knew it was a grotesque, illegal invasion of her privacy. But his thumb was already moving over the rubber keys, desperate to hear her private thoughts once more.
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This was Draco’s sixth year of Ministry-mandated rehabilitation. Every day, he was forced to descend to Level Ten and spend eight hours manually sorting through Muggle junk. He uncovers an enchanted Muggle cell phone. Hermione Granger has spent years dialing a wiped, disconnected number, leaving a trail of desperate, suffocating voicemails for the mother who no longer remembers her. Trapped in his own silent isolation, Draco becomes utterly consumed by the recordings. He can’t just keep sitting in the dark and listening to her drown alone.
After seven years, it was time someone answered her.
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03 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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24 May 2026
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I Think My Professor Is a Pornstar by softkombucha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2026
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“That’s him, Hermione. Oh my god, that’s his voice, that’s literally Professor Malfoy. The jaw, the eyes, even the way he…oh god, even the way he talks.” Ginny let out a gasp, clutching the duvet.
“See! See? I told you! I’ve been losing my mind for a week over this. There’s no way. Right? What are the odds?” Hermione punched her pillow in triumph.
“That’s absolutely mental. But you’re right, it looks just like him. Like! exactly him. If that’s not him then he needs to sue someone for….for….I don’t know! Something!” Ginny shook her head, blinking like she needed to clear her vision.
“It’s crazy, isn’t it? I keep telling myself I was being insane, but every time he talks in class, it’s all I hear. I’m going to fail English because my professor is possibly a pornstar.” Hermione let out a relieved breath upon hearing the confirmation from her best friend.
A modern muggle AU in which Hermione Granger suddenly starts to suspect that her insanely attractive English professor might be moonlighting as an adult film star known as Big Roman.
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25 Apr 2026