cjones18
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Evgeni Malkin is new to the neighborhood and when his cat breaks into his new neighbor's house, he meets Sidney.
The "My cat broke into your house and she likes to destroy things, so Im trying to get her back but I swear I'm not a burglar" AU
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"Dead," he says. "I died. I drowned, right here in this pond."
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17 Jan 2016
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“Carry me,” Stiles says.
“No.”
“But I’m injured.”
“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”
“Please?”
“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”
"Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”
“You’re disgusting.”
“Don’t play, you love me.”
I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Mage Kid and Wolf Nerd
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05 Dec 2015
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A college AU with strippers, crime bosses, and a mystery to solve.
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21 Nov 2015
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Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
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02 Nov 2015
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It's just for the media. It's never been real.
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12 Aug 2015