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A Room For Two by WeirdChick333
Fandoms: Milex - Fandom, Miles Kane - Fandom, Alex Turner - Fandom, Arctic Monkeys, Last Shadow Puppets
06 Feb 2022
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Four weeks ago, Alex Turner's life had been perfect. He’d been a successful singer, had just come back from the first half of a madly profitable world tour, in his pocket he’d carried a hefty diamond engagement ring, and the course for the rest of his life had seemed set.
Now, he was a drunk fuck at a wedding he couldn’t get out of, shedding the confetti remains of his torn heart out to some guy he scarcely knew safe for a few random words over the years, and to top off this multi-tiered wedding cake of catastrophic events, a few feet away sat his ex-girlfriend kissing her new boyfriend, making a show of it.
Being a sensible person was not something that could be expected of him at the moment. Instead, Alex took one giant step further toward insanity. “Be my fake boyfriend.”
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28 Feb 2026
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“I’m out of clean clothes,” Minho grumbles in complaint. “I only packed enough outfits for a 2 or 3 day trip. How much longer is this going to take?”
“Believe it or not, Stockholming you into taking me back has proven to be a very long and drawn out process, hyung.”
Seungmin hops in the car after receiving his divorce papers in the mail. He types in the address on the navigation app on his phone. Destination: Minho or bust.
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08 Dec 2022
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“It’s just, I was surprised! And couldn’t hide it that well because Felix turned and looked at me with that expression he uses with his perps—the one that makes you feel like you’re telling a small child that Santa Claus isn’t real by withholding information and gets even the most hardened of criminals to blab?—yeah, that expression. So obviously I caved and told him, because I’m only human, and because it’s Felix and I’m basically in love with him and anyways, you get it. Really, I’m sorry Minnie. I don’t know how else word got around that your ex-fiancé is getting booked for JYP’s murder.”
“Alleged murder,” Seungmin feels the need to correct. “They haven’t found a body.”
Yet.
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11 Nov 2022
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"Forever. I’ll carry it with mine.”
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07 May 2022
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“So if you’re Hyuck’s uncle, why does he call you his brother?”
“I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to phish out information from me, aren’t you?” Doyoung accuses, and through his headphones, Taeyong bellows out a laugh. “What’s so funny? Cybercrime?”
or: If there’s one thing Doyoung knows about being Donghyuck’s best (and only) uncle, it’s that he should never leave him unsupervised– at least not on Friday nights.
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07 Jul 2022