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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    16 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    One year before the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, David Chapman begins his comeback season.

    (or: same ice, different sport. david and jake still find each other.)

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    04 Mar 2026

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    deeply important To Me

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    Shane and Ilya have phone sex. Uh...that's it.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    crazy notification to receive but this is great

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hasan doesn’t think Islam has anything to do with it. It would be easy, in this country, playing for this country, to begin to harbour complicated feelings towards his religion. To feel as though it was something to keep under wraps. To leave off the ice and out the locker room. To practise in the comfort of his home and to keep it there. But Hasan’s not a coward (not generally) and he would sooner shatter the Cup in a thousand pieces, and then eat it, before he let a bunch of random white men set the bar for how loudly he practised his religion.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Hudson finally decides to bite the bullet now—here, in the corner of a too-loud gay bar that smells like heavily poured vodka sodas and perspiration—and ask the question no interviewer had yet dared to.

    “Have you ever been with another guy?”

    Connor sips his drink slowly, licks his lips over a smile. “Can't imagine how that's relevant.”

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    09 Dec 2025

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    WOW love this. have been waiting for the rpf of these two to hit ao3 since june and this did not disappoint