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In which Liam finds Noel's side hustle on a Sunday morning home alone....
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your sister knows (she wears your clothes) by houseofplasticine (cohenisms)
Fandoms: Oasis (Band)
17 May 2026
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“I was there too, ey?” Willa insists too loudly, eyes trained on Noelle. “Hear me, Noelly? I was fucking there too.”
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After a Passover Seder, Albert's family is convinced he and Dale are together. He has a hard time convincing them otherwise.
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for matamorose <3: "Diane & Cooper (&/Albert?) - Playful and sincere affection! Flirting at work, falling asleep on couches together, fixing each other's makeup etc."
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wonderfulxstrange '25 prompt fill- prompt #29: generation gap.
or, an answer to the age old question "how on earth does Gordon not know about Tammy's carsickness but Albert does?"
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Dale Cooper becomes a different type of fertility sacrifice.
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06 May 2025
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I caught a glimpse, now it haunts me by Matamoros
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990), The Autobiography of F.B.I. Special Agent Dale Cooper: My Life My Tapes - Scott Frost
25 Feb 2025
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For {REDACTED}: "Reddit informs me that the name "Diane" actually means the same as "Dale" in old English. Metaphysical hall of mirrors GO"
That Redditor was wrong. However, the way they were wrong is pretty well-suited to Twin Peaks, and especially to Coop and Diane + their relationship, I think.
So we're in the lodge. We all know better than to ask questions, but Coop doesn't. He heard once that his name and Diane's meant the same thing, and he liked the idea. Years later, behind some formidable curtains, things get a prodigious bit more intense
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25 Feb 2025
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There's a fair amount that Albert will do for Cooper. Since the guy asked so nicely, this now includes kitting him up in new leathers and screwing him with an audience.
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24 Feb 2025
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Frances Crozier's Guide to Picking Up Girls (At Airports) by Hedge_witch
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), The Terror - Dan Simmons
12 Apr 2021
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Frances Crozier has had it up to here with running ridiculous errands for Professor Franklin. So when he sends her to pick up one of his irritating little protégés from the airport, she is determined to be as grumpy as possible about it, no matter how attractive the woman in question may be.
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28 Aug 2024
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So the Tom thing doesn’t make him feel guilty or anxious in the ways that it probably should. But sometimes he thinks about what would happen if he told his mom, and that’s the stuff that really freaks him out. Because he knows what she would say, and it would hurt worse than anything else.
"Just like your father," she'd say, and she'd be right.