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Oh! My Love: A Christmas Snippet by consultingclassicist for lecrivaineanonyme
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05 Jan 2019
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Their first Christmas in their new home ought to be perfect, Ben thought. Too bad there were still boxes everywhere, no decorations on the tree, no lights on the trees or porch outside, not a single cookie to be found… none of the trappings that made Christmas and all of the chaos of moving. He didn’t even have a gift for Kent yet.
Good thing Kent had a plan.
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- Part 2 of Make This Old House Home
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“Ben had tried to get Sam to talk more about how she felt about getting to know her biological father, NHL superstar and erstwhile asshole, Kent Parson. But ever a teenager, Sam was not forthcoming to her dad.
“‘It’s fine,’ she said. ‘He’ll buy me lunch, try to wheedle his way into my good graces, and we’ll probably never hear from him again.’ Her tone brooked no further discussion. Ben admitted to himself that she was probably right.”
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Ben Wright assumes the worst when Kent Parson shows up at his door a week after his wife’s funeral. Instead of custody, all Kent wants is a chance--a chance to know his daughter, a chance to lead a normal life, a chance to make a home of his own. Navigating grief and other major life changes, Ben, Kent, and Sam discover that both families and homes are what you make of them.
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- Part 1 of Make This Old House Home
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“Bitty. Do you remember the 2024 Cup run?”
“Of course! Your second Cup! Why?”
“Do you remember the anniversary card you got me that year?”
“I -- honey, that was twenty-six years ago.”
Or, the retiring head coach of Samwell Men’s Hockey, one Jack Zimmermann, decides to donate the contents of his office to the Samwell University Archives and Special Collections.
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That’s hockey, baby. There’s only three options: you go until you’re a victor, a loser, or dead.
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12 Jan 2025
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Patrick Brewer would always remember the first words ever spoken to him by the man who he would eventually marry, because they were “What the fuck are you doing? Are you an idiot?”
The Firefighter-AU enemies-to-secret-husbands fic I didn't know I wanted to write. NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 2 of Strike Anywhere
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Bookmarked by consultingclassicist
01 Jun 2021
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Patrick wondered if this was an elaborate prank, and Ashton Kutcher was about to pop out from behind the sale rack. “So, you want me to date your son briefly in exchange for money.”
Mrs. Rose smiled, reminding him of a shark. “Do we have an agreement?”
Or: the Failure to Launch AU everyone (okay, I) wanted.
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15 May 2021
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The wedding's over. They've said their goodbyes. Their honeymoon's a week together in the apartment without anyone bothering them, and David doesn't know how to be this happy, and sad, together, at once.
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Bookmarked by consultingclassicist
18 Mar 2021
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Eyes on the empty space where all the bars he’s ever been in keep their taps, he gives voice to something he’s been too afraid to say. Something he couldn’t even tell Rachel. “I don’t know what I want.”
Patrick looks at David again. His gaze keeps returning to him, like he’s magnetized or something. He’s never watched someone this closely. When they made a drink, that is. At his old bar, the one a few blocks from their old apartment, most of the mixed drinks were half rum, half Coke.
David slides the drink across the bar. “Then it might be time to find out.”
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Or, Patrick runs away to Toronto. David is the bartender--ahem, mixologist--at the bar he finds nearby.
Bookmarked by consultingclassicist
17 Mar 2021