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    Real life sucks. So you join the circus! But you end up attracted to the one non human there- Caine. He's sweet, bold, and hella attractive to you- and by god does he live up to your standards.

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    01 May 2026

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    “Something’s wrong with me, Bubble!” Caine hisses dramatically, floating back and forth in his office. “Every time she smiles, I glitch! My code jitters, my heart races… Wait, do I even have a heart?!”

    Bubble floats lazily. “Sounds like a crush to me,” he says matter-of-factly.

    “A what?!”

    The Amazing Digital Circus’s all-powerful ringmaster can bend reality with a snap of his fingers, but apparently not his own feelings.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    It's the burn of hindsight, that fuzzy little thing called moribund that leaks into your marrow as you all take turns showering (they let you go first, unspoken, of course), and converge around the large meeting room where everything—including Simon Riley—was exposed. 
    Several drinks in, Gaz turns to you and says: never have I ever… had a gangbang before, and things quickly devolved from there. 
    (Well. You can scratch that off your bucket list.)

     

    it's a call of duty gangbang fic. that's all.

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    01 Feb 2023

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    ***AS OF 02/03/2026 I WILL BE WORKING ON REVISING SAFE HOUSE. NEW CHAPTERS, DIFFERENT CONTENT/PLOT. READ THIS VERSION AT YOUR OWN RISK. I WILL POST THE COMPLETED STORY ALTOGETHER WHEN FINISHED****

    Your perfect summer by the pool comes to a screeching halt when terrorists put a hit on your father's life...and yours! Now you're forced to spend your last remaining months of freedom hidden away in the middle of nowhere, stuck with a grumpy, (but kind of hot) bodyguard that wears a bucket hat and thinks you're a spoiled princess. Could things get any worse?

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    01 Feb 2023

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    When Jareth is trapped in his owl form, the reader is forced to take care of him, though he quickly proves himself to be a handful.

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    06 Nov 2022