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« But you’re not their customer, aren’t you? They hired you, » Kojiro returned. Semantics, but he knew it would annoy Kaoru. That was all that mattered. And naturally, it worked. Those slightly unfocused, golden eyes, looking at nothing particular in the room just moments ago would slide over to Kojiro, glaring at him with newly found strength.
« That’s beside the point, » he snarled, « But I guess an idiot like you wouldn’t get it. »
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i started writing this right after we watched the beach episode
accidentally made joe into the worst simp and i am not even sorry
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Chan tapped him delicately on the knee with the tip of his finger. “Wanna smoke a bowl?”
“God, yes.”
Chan’s laugh squeaked in his throat, and he bounced on the balls of his feet. “Wanna play Left 4 Dead 2 and order pizza? Hyung’s treat.”
“Fucking yes, please.”
“Okay.”
OR: five times hyunjin scores weed, and the one time he scores with his dealer
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- Part 2 of ggwp
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11 Jun 2026
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“Oh, come on, Hyung. Please. If you don’t want me, just tell me that. Don’t make up excuses.”
“I’m not,” Chris stiffens, stung. “I’m your leader, that wouldn’t be ethical or moral. My job is to protect you.”
It clearly wasn’t the right thing to say, and Chris can only hope that nobody was passing in the corridor because Hyunjin yells at that, making him startle.
“I’m not asking for your protection!”
And before he can say or do anything, Hyunjin’s slender, bony fingers are gripping the front of his shirt, and he rips it open. Buttons pop, scattering on the floor. One of them hits Chris in the chest while Hyunjin stands there, shirtless, beautiful and terribly upset.
“What’s the point of looking like this if I can’t even get laid, Chan? Tell me! What are you protecting me from?! Who’s gonna fuck me if you don’t?”
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Chan kisses Hyunjin then tries to backpedal. Hyunjin is not having it.
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- Part 1 of Love, In Itself
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09 Jun 2026
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Chan and Hyunjin made me do it.
That’s it. That’s the summary.
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08 Jun 2026
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It’s happened enough times by now that it feels like a running joke. Seonghwa throws out a complaint about never being praised properly. Hongjoong meets it with an easy grin and just enough teasing in his tone to keep it from tipping into anything serious. The members laugh, the staff laughs too, and the moment passes like it always does.
And afterward, Seonghwa leaves everything exactly as it is. He straightens his posture, gathers whatever dignity remains, and pretends—very convincingly, he thinks—that he has absolutely no deeper emotional investment in the situation whatsoever.
Seonghwa tells himself he is above fishing for compliments. This belief lasts right up until Hongjoong is the one withholding them.
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26 May 2026
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Simple, Synaptic Sympathy by goodnight
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Jun 2023
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When Ren surrenders himself to the Xianzhou Cloud Knights, he is placed in the Matrix of Prescience.
Their little pink-clad diviner takes one glance into his destiny before her face turns pink as well. Poor thing is scandalized. She casts about wildly, as if suspecting chicanery, before finally returning to him.
“What do you mean you’re here to fuck the general?”
“Jing Yuan,” Ren specifies dryly because, well, there are seven generals in Xianzhou.
In which Kafka tells Blade his objective in the Xianzhou-Luofu Stellaron mission is to honey trap Arbiter-General Jing Yuan, and Blade knows she’s joking… But he does it anyway.
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