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Harry returns for an eighth year following the end of the war and realises that although he's put his own animosity towards Malfoy aside, no one else seems to have done the same. When a hex leaves his oldest rival in the body of a female and ridicule doubles, Harry discovers that his hero complex is a difficult thing to fight.
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14 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter and the Return To Paradise by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Apr 2026
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Harry wakes up in St Mungo's to the revelation that he is not in fact in Eighth Year and married to Ginny Weasley or Cho Chang - instead, he is 28 years old, Deputy Head Auror, and married to Draco Malfoy with three children. And Ron has gotten an eyebrow piercing, for some godforsaken reason.
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10 Apr 2026
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Harry is depressed after Sirius's passing. He is tired of living the multiple lies people see him as, and wants to learn who he truly is. After running away from the Dursleys, Harry spends an eye-opening summer learning about himself, his so-called friends, and who he can truly turn to. He returns to Hogwarts a changed man, a new man, who is not afraid to be himself and is ready to turn the war upside down, finding his true family and love along the way.
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03 Apr 2026
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"How is it possible that neither of you thought to pay attention to the moon cycle?"
"It was cloudy," Harry said. "And we were drunk. We were very, very drunk."
"This just gets better," Hermione said. "How could you have been so stupid?"
"In my defence," Harry said, "I had no idea that I should have been paying attention to the moon cycle. I'm not going to lie, I didn't even know men could get pregnant. It's been like, one long life lesson all round."
Or: the one where Harry accidentally gets Draco pregnant, both of them fail to talk about their feelings, and in the end, there's a baby.
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03 Apr 2026