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Raised in the aquarium, you never knew the ocean. Never knew other mer. You were the first and you thought you would be the last. One day, your handler told you that two new mer would be added to you exhibit. Apprehension swallowed you whole and you only had one question:
Would they kill you or could you befriend them?
Unfortunately, fate was often cruel and you were its most recent victim.
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20 Mar 2023
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Your animatronic boyfriend(s) coming to live with you should be the best thing in the world. Just don’t think about how they had their bodies puppeteered by a mysterious virus, or how they were very nearly destroyed trying to escape a burning Pizzaplex, or how they barely have any memory of what happened. No, don’t worry about that. Focus on making breakfast and playing board games and holding hands and don’t think about the shell-shocked look in Moon’s eyes or the way Sun panics when he can’t remember - and definitely don’t think about why your roommate is desperately sifting through Sun & Moon’s memory files, searching for…something. No, everything’s normal! Everything’s fine! …..isn’t it?
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- Part 4 of human things
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08 Jan 2023
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You will be owned by NO ONE. Touched by NO ONE. Harmed by NO ONE. You were a far fucking cry from a nice little aesthetic mermaid pet. And you weren't afraid to make that incredibly fucking transparent.
You survived the deepest depths of the harsh frigid cruel ocean for a reason. You were built for survival.
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- Part 11 of Multiversal Gaps
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07 Nov 2022
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How to Survive an Alien Planet while being Relentlessly Bullied by Its Lifeforms by wythmoonie
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Subnautica (Video Game)
09 Oct 2024
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When Alterra had assigned you to the Aurora as one of the few doctors aboard, you had expected a smooth trip across intergalactic space to build a new phasegate. After all, Alterra was the best when it came to space travel, right? And you are a very valuable asset, being the young, renowned and genius ‘doctor’ you are.
But no, instead, the Aurora is attacked and you are left scrambling to get to an escape pod.
Landing on the unknown planet-4546B, you are left racing against the clock to find the cure for this strange bacteria that is infecting your systems and preventing you from leaving the planet safely.
Now, if only those two giant-leviathan classified creatures that have been playing with you since day one would decide if they wanted to eat or help you, your job would become so much easier.
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26 Oct 2022
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You felt lonely and finally reach your breaking point to install a virtual companion app on your phone. The one you got came with two robots to be your virtual companions.
You figured it was a mental health and self care app with how they help you get through the day plus your lonely nights.
Though as time goes by you notice they start acting strange...
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- Part 1 of Virtual Companion AU
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12 Oct 2022