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    The woman at the school’s reception desk flat out refused to give them anything about Miss Beard, her hands laid on the countertop as she shook her head sadly. Big, plump bottom lip jutting out in what Benson might have known to be real sympathy if he had ever been presented with the emotion in a sincere way. Which he hadn’t. At least, that’s what he imagined, anyway. When she had removed her palms from the counter, the ledger beneath them had become stuck to one, slick with a nervous sweat that she hid all too well in the calm, collected way she had informed the boy she simply couldn’t give that sort of information away.

     

    The page was left greasy and she pointedly did not look at it.

     

    “And Mr. Bradley, I really think you’re doing the right thing. Good for you.” She had said, like she was his fucking grandmother.

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    They don't make it to Miss Beard's place. Mr Sheppard lies in a pool of his own blood and Benson & Randy drive on, and on, and on, and on, and on.

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    30 Aug 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Just him and Toki in the Mordhaus living room with a couple of tabs, a couple of Jodorowsky films et al and an endless supply of Paloma cocktails, a favourite of Pickles’ – tequila for the party, grapefruit for the drugs, and the pretty pink accentuated his sensitive side. Pickles had taken about eight times what Toki had, still only enough to make him blush and see a couple of geometrics, nothing big time. Enough to enjoy a movie. Once Skwisgaar had left, they’d turned the hot tub up to a sweltering sauna, clinked glasses, and settled back for the first film of the night: Dune.

    Pickles and Toki hook up in the hot tub. R 18+. Real thorough.

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    19 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    It's early days for Dethklok yet, and when Magnus suggests he and Nathan should take some acid and write songs for the night, the relatively innocent Nathan is all about it. But now they're stuck in the hotel his dealer is selling at, Magnus is fucked up beyond rescue, and the acid doesn't even seem to be working on Nathan. How is he gonna deal with babysitting this weird motherfucker all god damn night, with only titty channels to keep them company?

    R18+ only, explicit sex and drug use.

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    19 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Pickles, fresh (stale?) out of Snakes N' Barrels, hooks up with Magnus after a disastrous audition for Dethklok. Or, How Pickles Broke Magnus' Dick And Still Got Into Dethklok.

    R18+ only, explicit sex and drug use.

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    17 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “You need to learn how to show some fucking respect. You’re gonna clean my boots.”

    “Are you serious?” Magnus laughed, eyebrows raised at the sheer absurdity of his predicament. “With what, my fucking tongue?”

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    16 Jun 2024