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    “Luthor…?”

    “Superman.” Lex’s voice is velvet wrapped in disdain. “I’m delighted you answered. We have something very important to discuss.”

    “If this is about a legal appeal,” Clark says sternly, folding his arms and trying to center himself with authority he doesn’t quite feel at the moment, “try your lawyer. I’m not your lifeline.”

    “Not mine, but you are someone else’s.”

    Clark blinks. “What?”

    “I’m pregnant,” Lex says, crisp and clear like he’s confirming a business transaction.

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    Or, one month after Lex Luthor is imprisoned, Clark receives a startling call through the Fortress' comms.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Lex Luthor has Superman’s DNA, but can’t seem to produce a viable clone. In a last ditch effort, he injects himself with a serum made from Kryptonian cells to gain Superman’s powers… and accidentally knocks himself up in the process. This wasn’t in his original plan for world domination, in fact it might actually kill him, but he’s fueled by pure hate and alien hormones to make the most of it. On the plus side, he finally has the means to take down Superman once and for all.

    This is entirely inspired by the moment the Fortress of Solitude opens for Lex and I had to stop myself from whispering “he’s pregnant…” in the theater. I have no one to talk to about this.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Bruce was looking for a one night stand. The gala was only ever meant to be another gala, that was util he stumbled across maybe the most gorgeous man he had ever seen in his life. Who also turned out to be his alter ego's colleague- which he didn't realise until he was underneath the man. Bruce wades through the difficulty of balancing his professionalism as Batman and his sluttiness with his favourite new reporter boy toy, until he starts to get some... interesting, symptoms. To say the least.

    He was pregnant. And a certain alien/reporter was the reason for it.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Clark finds out - from Eve Teschmacher of all people - that his anatomy is more alien than he ever thought it was. After an awkward conversation with Kara, he consults the only person that might know more about the Kryptonian reproductive system...

    But the psychosexually obsessed Lex Luthor is not willing to give him something for nothing.

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    25 May 2026

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    The second time Superman foiled Lionel Luthor’s evil plans and sent him to prison, 10 year old Lex Luthor realized he had a crush on the Kryptonian. Never one to do things part way, Lex fell hard and fast, but maintained his distance from the hero as he made his way through his meticulous three hundred step plan to secure his destiny. Upon finally seizing LuthorCorp from his father years later, some news about Superman sends Lex spiraling even further into his love-sick madness, which is perhaps not as one-sided as he imagined.

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    18 May 2026