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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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22 Jun 2025
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A couple years post-finale (but ignoring post-canon). Dave, Karkat, and Jade are roommates in the new world. Dave refuses to acknowledge the obvious feelings he and Karkat have shared for years, until finally he does. And then he has a panic attack.
"When Dave finally did look over Karkat was just staring at him, and he realized he’d probably said a lot more of that out loud than he’d meant to but neither of them were moving. His instincts screamed at him to backtrack, backpedal, run away, something like ‘haha just kidding I haven’t thought about kissing you obsessively for years I’m not gay’ but he was trying not to do that anymore, it was still so fucking hard to stop doing that.
"And then he thought about that thing Rose had said about troll teeth, and he thought ‘well wait a minute Karkat’s teeth are actually pretty blunt for a troll’ but, fuck, then he was looking at Karkat’s lips. And Karkat was looking at his."
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26 Apr 2025
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“Dave,” he starts slowly, voice thick and stuffy. “You are doing such a remarkably poor job of comforting me that I’ve been genuinely stunned out of being upset for a second."
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26 Apr 2025
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Karkat is self-conscious about his body and hides in a locker room shower to get out of wearing a bathing suit in gym class.
Turns out Dave has the same problem.
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28 Oct 2024
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, and the fucking weather is going to be the death of you.
Or, wherein I wrote during an incredibly violent thunderstorm, and projected onto Vantas heavily.
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06 Jun 2024