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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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Bookmarked by daylightkook
09 Jun 2026
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Jane: Are you seriously using your dog’s twitter account to tell Hayden to go fuck himself?
Lily: that was anya
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Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man.
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- Part 3 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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Bookmarked by daylightkook
09 Jun 2026
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Jane
Are you sure you should be tweeting stuff like that?
People are going to work out that’s your burner account sooner or later.Lily
Awww
You are looking at my tweets
I knew you thought they were funny/
Hollanov has triumphed over Shayden in Heated Rivalry's in-universe hockey RPF fandom- but Ilya's still using his burner account, and still a menace
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- Part 2 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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Bookmarked by daylightkook
08 Jun 2026
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“What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
“You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”/
In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.
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- Part 1 of Twitter menace Ilya Rozanov
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08 Jun 2026
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̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice by nomsy
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.
“Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.
Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”
Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.
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Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.
Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.
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Bookmarked by daylightkook
08 Jun 2026