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Wedding Bells by deadandbeetred
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
09 Jun 2026
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If someone told Skizz five years ago that one of his best friends would find someone outside the clinic, much less that he’d be invited to their wedding, his organs might’ve stopped from surprise. Yet, here he was, fixing up Grian’s hair for his wedding in a few hours with a fast friend he’d made, Gem.
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Based on the April Fool’s Prank that Calam made for chapter sixteen, about Grian’s potential wedding in MS!
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BAM! APRIL FOOLS! by deadandbeetred
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
01 Apr 2026
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If someone told Grian five years ago that he’d be marrying Ringmaster, he’d probably send them to a mental hospital and laugh in their face as they left.
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the ms wedding fic that we were promised but never given
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“Fell for the Goodtimes charm, did you?” He said, accepting his hand.
“Yeah,” Grian breathed.
The man might’ve said what was the corniest thing Grian had ever heard in his entire life, and it didn’t even make sense, but it was true nonetheless.///
Grian has always been against love, never believing it could ever work out for him. When he falls into a mysterious stranger on the balcony of a party, he might have to accept that he’s met his soulmate.
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the eridian way by frithragust
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 May 2026
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Simon's usually stoic face scrunched with confusion. "What are you doing?"
"Well- I just, ya know. I just wanted to-" Grace closed his eyes and took a deep breath that did nothing to calm his nerves before he shakily managed out. "I made you, a bouquet."
Simon's expression only twisted further into distress, "Why did you do that?"
Grace felt his measly courage wheeze out of him like a pathetic balloon, letting out a weak little, "Huh?"
After a moment for this brain to catch up with his mouth, he gulped and opened his mouth to try again, then stopped. Started again. "It’s… flowers."
"Yes," Simon said slowly, "I can see that."
Grace swallowed and tentatively added, "…For you."
That landed wrong. Simon’s immediately tensed, not in anger, more like suspicion and concern. He eyed the flowers with pursed lips before slowly drawing out another, "Why?"
"What?"
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Or the five times Grace attempted to woo Simon the human way, and the one time he tried it the Eridian way.Bookmarked by deadandbeetred
02 Jun 2026
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actually just adorable and it made me laugh so hard during a pretty horrid day overall, i loved this fic so much
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"So. I somehow got shot into space, lost my memory, everyone else died, and this is what's going to haunt me?"
Grace gestured wildly with the sticker.
"My AO3 stats?!"
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- Part 5 of PHM fics
- Part 4 of work skin fics
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Bookmarked by deadandbeetred
30 May 2026
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the formatting was absolutely a huge amount of dedication and it turned out amazing too (i’ll admit that it did fool me a dozen times 😭)
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Heaven (Must Be Missing an Angel) by chubbysloth11
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
18 May 2026
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Rocky and Ryland happen upon a bloody submarine in space. When Rocky says he detects another heartbeat, he and Ryland find a man covered in blood inside.
Things get interesting when the man calls Ryland an angel and doesn't seem keen on letting the nickname go.
Or, 5 times Simon called Ryland by the wrong name and the one time he got it right
Bookmarked by deadandbeetred
27 May 2026
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yes all of these bookmarks (i’ve done literally three it’s not much) have been done in one sleep-deprived night at 12 AM. when i die, they’re gonna open my phone and see my obsession with ironmary.
this fic was absolutely AMAZING and just plain adorable. someone needs to inject not only this ship but this fic into my brain because oh my goodness. -
Cultural Exchange by RockingQuartz
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 May 2026
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Rocky is ecstatic to be learning all the human curse words from Simon. At least, until he learns what his favorite word, “fuck”, really means. Humans can keep that to themselves, thank you very much.
Chapter 1: Simon POV
Chapter 2: Rocky POV
Chapter 3: Grace POVBookmarked by deadandbeetred
28 May 2026
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someone put me in a coma for a suicide mission so that i can get my memories erased and read this again
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My Loneliness is Killing Me by GloverMan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
20 May 2026
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Ryland Grace is Asexual and also traumatized. Simon realizes these things far too late.
Simon tries to initiate sex and Grace is too scared to outwardly show his disinterest due to past experiences. He has a panic attack and Simon comforts him as best as he can.
Bookmarked by deadandbeetred
27 May 2026
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honestly just love these types of fics so much and it’s feeding both the bloodymary/ironmary ship and the aroace grace headcannon which is amazing
this actually hit so hard and while i’m not acespec this was such an amazingly deep fic and overall just amazing writing. honestly just had me tearing up