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I Can Smell Your Sickness (I Can Cure Your Disease) by deansnewdad
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
05 Jun 2026
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The case hadn't been too difficult, a handful of websites and a couple hours thumbing through dusty books had lead to the conclusion of it being a succubus. A rare, life-force guzzling, demonic creature. According to European folklore; they shoot victims up with their… 'love-drug', plague their dreams, drive them mad with desire, and then swoop in to claim their prey at their most desperate and vulnerable.
They'd caught her last night. Research hadn't helped them much when it came to finding her actual weaknesses, but they figured an angel would most likely trump a sex demon, and Cas, of course, made quick work of her. All threat eliminated in a flash of light, as usual. It was much easier than the days when Sam and Dean would have to get up close and personal with every ugly creature.
Except, Dean had been the bait.—
Dean is poisoned by a Succubus. Cas lends him a hand.
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Please Don't Ask Me (How I've Been Getting Off) by deansnewdad
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
14 Apr 2026
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Dean finds his mind wandering to a different patron at the bar– one of the construction workers.
They'd had a run-in by the toilet at one point; he'd been entering as Dean was leaving. Huge guy, taller than Dean but not as tall as Sam, yet easily bigger than both of them. He was ripped. Broad shoulders, massive arms, a decent gut. His sleeves were rolled up to reveal muscular forearms, the hairs coated in dirt. Dean hadn't taken much notice of his face, but as he'd squeezed past him to get to the bathroom, the man gave him a firm slap on the shoulder, just a casual touch, rough but friendly.
It probably wouldn't have taken much more force to knock him to his knees.
dean can't handle thinking about having sex with men normally so he fantasizes about them forcing themselves onto him instead like a fucking weirdooo.
not canon-compliant. set at a completely random point around s4-5, and don't pay any attention to the bullshit cases they're working i just cbf. mostly pwp/dean study. cas has wings and all that good stuff. -
i keep my love, i want my blood inside of you by deansnewdad
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
13 Sep 2019
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Dirk wants to celebrate after finding the perfect building for the agency.
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Dean Winchester: A Case Study In Borderline Personality Disorder And It's Normalisation In Men By Media by redwinesupernatural
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
06 Apr 2026
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Just a small breakdown/diagnostic formulation of Dean Winchester and his borderline personality disorder as seen through the lens of modern day perceptions of masculinity and the normalisation of dysregulated behaviour.
I got bored and decided to procrastinate writing my next chapter of my wip by writing this instead! Let's hope I put my degree to good use!
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16 Jun 2026
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Dean is addicted to Castiel's Grace. Cas is content to give him as much as he wants, and more. Both get more than they bargain for when their uneasy courtship spirals out of control.
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- Part 1 of Graceless
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08 Feb 2025
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Chintz by plorp
Fandoms: House M.D., His wife has filled his house with chintz - jjbang8 (Photograph)
28 Jan 2024
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“No, no-” House suppressed laughter, then put on a mock-serious face. “The place is nice. Really.”
Wilson rolled his eyes and tried not to let his mouth curl in response. House walked slowly toward the centerpiece of the room - a large three-seater couch in neat, pastel florals. Bonnie had been over the moon when she found it, face beaming with pride.
House seemed at a loss for words.
“It’s chintz,” Wilson prompted.
“Gesundheit.”
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24 Feb 2024
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"…And you're sure about this?" Wilson asked, gently rubbing circles on House's left leg. They were sitting in the car, parked in front of their apartment complex.
"Yeah, I trust you. I know you'll stop if I safeword. Now can we?"
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24 Feb 2024
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such trouble to please by alleyesonthehindenburg for justalittlegreen
Fandoms: House M.D.
27 Jul 2023
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Wilson’s angry. House doesn’t recall what about – mistreating a patient, being cruel to Cuddy, jerking around his fellows, it doesn’t matter. What matters is Wilson’s attention. What matters is the weight of it, the pushback, the immovable object to his unstoppable force. Equilibrium. A wall for his racing thoughts to throw themselves against, a dike, ha, dyke, like Thirteen –
And then Wilson’s hand is closing on the back of his neck, and the floodwaters recede, the electric charge quiets. House manages to strangle the pathetic little sigh that rises to his lips, but he can’t help the way his shoulders loosen under the relief of it.
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- Part 2 of Lazy Dancer
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18 Feb 2024