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man vs food by tempestaurora
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
03 Jan 2019
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They started at Mother’s Cupboard in Manhattan. It was a hole-in-the-wall type place with little seating, but they secured a table and ordered Waffles for Harley and the Frittata Challenge for Peter.
The server behind the counter raised her eyebrows. “You’re tiny,” she said. “Not—not that I mean that in a bad way. But, you’re tiny. You know what’s in the Frittata Challenge, right?”
Peter nodded, and recited, “Six pounds of scrambled eggs, sausage, pepperoni, and hash browns.”
“Thousands of people have attempted the challenge,” Harley added, “but ninety-five percent failed.”
The woman eyed them for a moment and nodded. “If you finish it you get a t-shirt and your photo on the wall. If you finish it.”
“That’s the plan, ma’am."
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- Part 10 of wayward sons
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Peter Parker's Super Secret Snack Stash by coconutknightshade
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Sep 2019
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"It's D, Peter. We talked about this."
“No it’s not, Ned. Because if it were D then I would be wrong and that would put me at a 65% already on this practice exam and we haven’t even gotten through it all. I can’t fail another history exam, Ned! This last one is worth 60% of our grade! If I fail this final then I’ll fail the class and if I fail the class then I’ll be kicked out of school-”
“You’re top of our year, Peter.” You can almost hear Ned’s eye roll as he talks over Peter.
“- and if I’m kicked out of school then I’ll be forced to live on the streets exchanging sexual favors for money and I can’t do that, Ned! I wouldn’t even know what to charge- I mean, what’s the street value of a blow job, Ned? Do you know? Because I sure as shit don’t.” At this point Ned is outright giggling over Peter’s theatrics.
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Or in which Peter uses FRIDAY's system to have a conversation with Ned about AP History while he's sneaking into his super secret snack stash in the kitchen.
Or in which Peter's spidey senses betray him in the most embarrassing of ways.
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Teen for swearing.
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the comic con adventure by tempestaurora
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Nov 2018
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“I can’t believe you talked me into this,” Tony groused as the three of them walked through the crowd, surrounded on all sides by yelling and glowing light sabers.
“Honestly,” Harley responded, “neither can we.”
Tony scoffed, leading the way through the mess of people to find their way out the other side. Above them, a large banner read COMIC CON NEW YORK, and there was a voice talking over a loud speaker, unidentifiable beneath the voices of everyone else. People were everywhere. People in costumes, people without, people lugging giant motherfucking swords on their shoulders like a 2002 anime character and Peter was having a great time.
He was also about to find out about the Avengers costume contest.
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- Part 2 of wayward sons
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turn back the clock (and I'll try again in the morning) by madasthesea
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Apr 2019
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Peter gets stuck in a time loop. In it, he lives through some of his worst nightmares, only to wake up that morning and have no one remember. He needs Tony to help him get through.
And if that isn't bad enough, his identity is revealed over and over, every day.
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
06 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1Series
- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter