dehumanizationtactics
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I Want to Hold Your Hand by dehumanizationtactics
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men: First Class (Comics)
24 May 2026
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Five times Scott tried to get dating advice + one time he asks Jean out
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The original five plan their costumes for a party
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How Soon Is Now? by dehumanizationtactics
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), Thor (Marvel Comics), Marvel (Comics)
23 Feb 2026
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“What do you have there?”
Erik sighs.
“A vinyl, it's a tango record, used to dance this—”
“Do you know how to tango?” Loki’s face lights up for a few seconds before breaking into a mischievous grin, his expression as shrewd as ever. “Teach me.”
A fragment of Erik and Loki's relationship from Magneto's point of view.
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Kool Thing by dehumanizationtactics
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Evolution (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2025
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Lance was playing with him, Pietro was very aware of it, he still doesn't find out if Lance was aware of it too.
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Launchpad looked stricken. “Oh no. Can the fun-loving uncle marry the handsome single dad? Is that even legal in this country? Oh, no, does this mean me and Drake can’t get married?!”
The boys turned in unison to stare, speechless. Webby muffled a shriek of total joy.
"Launchpad,” Huey whispered. “Are you—are you and Drake getting married?”
LP’s eyes glittered in the rearview mirror. “Not if our love is forbidden,” he choked out, devastated.
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- Part 2 of gay birds (and meddling kids)
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17 Jun 2026
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Do you have a secret harem? by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
01 Sep 2025
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"Dick," he said, recognizing his boyfriend's son, putting his bag down on the floor, "How did you get here? Does Bruce know you're here?"
"I have my ways," the kid said calmly, then puffed out his chest proudly. "And for you, it's Robin. I'm here for something serious. Is it true?"
"What's supposed to be true, Robin?"
"The harem, Superman. Does it really exist?"
(Where Dick is on a mission and where Clark finally understands why Bruce can't say no to his son.)
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30 Mar 2026
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Superwoke: The Batman Edition by zoluarts
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
21 Jul 2025
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It's no secret that Guy Gardner harbors some sort of grudge against Batman. And it's no secret to any superhero that the leadership change of the former "Justice Gang" is the reason. However, when Guy is questioned about this during an interview, his pride leads him to give a different and infinitely more problematic answer.
"You know what Batman's problem is, honey?" Guy asks, grabbing the microphone from the woman's hand and pointing it at the camera angrily. "The problem is Batman can't see any gay people at the top! That's that homophobic jerk's problem!"
or: guy gardner calls batman homophobic to the world. and no matter what bruce does to fix it, nothing seems to be working. he resorts to more extreme measures.
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30 Mar 2026
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有一天查尔斯在床上说了点关于“怀孕”的荤话，而埃里克当真了。
*hox背景，万双性但无生育能力，喜剧向甜饼。设定上二人体位CE偏多，万有时反攻。
*文中没有任何变种人怀孕，请放心食用！Series
- Part 1 of K岛幸福生活（永不灭国版）
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15 Mar 2026
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Two girls, chilling on a rooftop, zero feet apart but for some reason not gay by cursedtobeshortforever
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Mar 2020
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Selina can say no to many things in her life ( hell, at this point, it's a necessity as if she wants to continue being Catwoman), but a distress looking Lois Lane is with an expensive brandy is not one of those things.
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- Part 2 of Look at what the cat dragged in
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14 Feb 2026