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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    28 May 2026

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    Robert accidentally gets hit with an aphrodisiac combined with demon's blood.
    Since he's relatively normal, it affects him the hardest (see; at all).

    More fool him, he supposes.

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    29 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    In an attempt to regain the status Shadow Company lost after Shepherd's betrayal -- and get one up on the 141 -- Graves devises a daring plan to capture public enemy no. 1, Vladimir Makarov. But things don’t quite go according to plan, and Graves finds himself taken prisoner, faced with an impossible choice between being a hero and ensuring his own survival among a hostile enemy force. When the truth about his mission-gone-wrong comes to light, Graves makes a deal with the devil himself to get back at the man who betrayed him...and gets a little more than he bargained for, besides.

    And on a personal level, it really sucks to be a submissive with a fear kink and end up with the scariest dominant you’ve ever met.

    (Makarov/Graves, D/s-AU)

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    10 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Aye, this should teach you a lesson.” One of the guards spat before throwing someone else into Makarov’s cell, “Stop bitching.”

    The other prisoner jumped up and slammed into the bars, rattling them as the guards just laughed at him. And then, in an all-too familiar voice speaking broken Russian, he screamed, “I’LL MAKE YOU REGRET THIS!!”

    Ah hell.

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    29 Jun 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Yo ok, so I’m im a bit late to post this, but im kinda like off in my own world rn with like, doing nothing- so i got bored, decided to do this- (may or may not follow through, i most likely will give up cos motivation and hyper-fixations n shit, but who knows?)

    Not following any specific prompt, just some kinky 1shots i thought i might add to at least participate lol
    Also, bc idc, you wear a skirt majority if not all of them cos its hot idgaf, sue me; its just me being way too self indulgent really.

    PSA (as usual): forgive any errors, i suck at writing, i black out cos i pour whatever the fuck is in the cum dumpster upstairs i like to call my brain

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    27 Feb 2024