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"Gotham's most "eligible bachelor" for over ten years and running, you know what that mean? GAY! G-A-Y, GAY, no man stays single for that long!"
Every month new pictures come out and news articles headlining Bruce Wayne’s new “girlfriend.” Joker decides to call the bluff, and wonders if he could be Bruce’s new partner. Joker has devoted himself to his Batman entirely, but the clown isn’t against catfishing a billionaire.
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Lex Luthor goes to attend a christmas eve extravaganza in Gotham, but Joker sets up a surprise for him in the outskirts of Metropolis.
Batman doesn't take it well though. He does NOT share his clowns. And his distaste for Metropolis' very own billionare only adds fuel to the fire.
But Lex gives Joker a present that works in the Bat's favor too, so it isn't all that bad, in the end.
Btw, no superman was harmed in the making of this fic. [maybe after, but not during-]