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the crappiest group effort ever by dickhead
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Aug 2014
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Johnny, Gyro, Hot Pants, and Lucy are assigned to work on a group project together, and much to the dismay of the latter two, Johnny and Gyro only want to slink off to some secluded corner of the house to do the do in a priest's home because they're assholes.
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the crappiest wheelchair access ever by dickhead
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Aug 2014
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Johnny is fed up with the bullshit, but Gyro has the perfect solution for him.
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the crappiest confession ever by dickhead
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Aug 2014
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Just a silly johnny/gyro thing involving dumb boys who have no idea how to communicate feelings.
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Gyro and Johnny- High School & College Fuckboys by dickhead
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Aug 2014
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Originally it was just high school, but I'm thinkin' this is def gonna be dirty sometimes too???? So yeah, it's been extended to college!!!
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Serizawa helps Reigen paint his nails. Then, he keeps him occupied while the paint dries.
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06 Mar 2025
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Jayce says, “I’ve given massages before. It could help."
Viktor’s eyes fly open on the pillow. “What? To who?"
“Girls.”
Viktor’s cheeks darken.
"And family."
Oh, Jayce really fucked it up now.
Viktor disappears from the lab because of a chronic pain flare. Jayce offers to help.
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13 Feb 2025
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Jayce is exceptionally receptive to the praise. Viktor finds this fact curious.
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13 Feb 2025
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Experiments in self care by CaptainKidneys
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
14 Jan 2024
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"So… did it work?"
Viktor’s head snaps up, brow twisted in confusion. "What?"
"Did it help? With the pain."
Viktor's eyes narrow. "I can't say. The trial was… interrupted."
Jayce takes a deep breath, dredging up his courage for… whatever he’s about to say, he barely knows before he hears the words trip off his own tongue:
"Can I help?"
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- Part 1 of Experimental Log
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06 Feb 2025
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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21 Jan 2025