dickpr1nce
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- Homestuck (1)
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Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Mar 2025
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gotta move that stock
art from the 2025 stridercest week valentines day exchange
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Your name is David Marie Lalonde, award-winning director of the SBaHJ mOivEi franchise, proud older brother to the most adorable and most precocious seven-year-old boy genius, and avid collector of dope dead shit, and you’re in the middle of checking yourself into an Express Heat Facility, or as you like to call them, glorified glory holes.
(Or: In which hotshot Hollywood director Dave Lalonde has a meet-cute in a glory hole.)
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14 Jun 2026
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“Here I thought the whole idea was to get caught,” Jane muses from the front seat of Roxy’s dinky little rental as your cousin pulls up to the parking lot.
“Oh, don’t bother, Janey, it’s his whole thing,” Roxy says, turning to you with an eyeroll that you meet with an unapologetic shrug.
Because hell fucking yeah it’s your whole thing.
Your name is David Strider, and you currently have fifteen mating runs under your belt, and zero actual matings.
(Or: In which D Strider finally, finally gets caught by his alpha.)
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14 Jun 2026
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The door of your bedroom swings all the way open. Bro stands in the doorway in nothing but a pair of swim trunks with My Little Pony print on it that you’re pretty positive is ironic. He wasn’t even wearing his baseball cap, instead he was using it to fan himself. The AC apparently wasn’t enough for him.
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14 Jun 2026
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It’s hard starting testosterone while stuck on a cramped meteor with your hot sister and barely any privacy to jack off. It’s hard and no one understands.
OR: Two awkward virgins cannot stop talking.
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- Part 9 of anon hs fics
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03 Jun 2026
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Months post-game, things are settling down. Dave isn't sure what to do about Dirk following him around like a baby duck. Flirt with him?
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- Part 1 of anon hs fics
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03 Jun 2026